Thinking About Leaving

[SolGrundy]

@OxyMoron

This is a board devoted to fighting ignorance, a goal we’ve rather lost in all the handwringing and {{{{hugging}}}} MPSIMS crap.

Right on, brother! Testify!

Because the best way to fight ignorance is to call people cocksuckers and pussies and assholes and douchebags and talk about pubic hair and generally wave your virtual dick around. Because this section of the internet message board is all about how life is on the street!

Look, y’all want to make with the trash talk, cool. But please spare us the “keeping it real” bullshit. Some people like to use smileys and {{hugs}}, but that’s no more mundane and pointless than calling everybody a cocksucker.

@Giraffe

Doh, I mean SolGrundy’s nose, of course. I can’t keep all the noses and balls in this thread straight.

SolGrundy’s nose is just fine without balls, thanks. And keeping it straight has nothing to do with it.

[Troy_McClure_SF]

@Greathouse

1. I’m not sucking any dick
2. Nobody will be dragging thier balls across my nose

Pfft. Sez you.

[The_Mermaid]

cunt

Come on, someone had to.

[Greathouse]

@Troy McClure SF

Pfft. Sez you.

I think I should know.

(unless one of you freaky bastards sneaks in and “tea bags” me while I’m sleeping)

[Lobsang]

Helloo…
Some thoughts on reading this thread. I believe I was singled out before the link as the OP and title resembled my thread too closely to be a pitting of the phenomenon in general.
It’s titled ‘Thinking* about leaving’ not ‘leaving’ so it’s not disingenuous.

Perhaps I was looking for attention. I’ll admit freely that I am an attention seeker. But I did believe I was more of a liability than an asset here.
This type of sarcasm is jerky IMO, but I wasn’t particularly phased by it.

[Lobsang]

Fucked up my code… That’s it I’m… vacating.

[hajario]

@Lobsang

That’s it I’m… vacating.

For real or are you just thinking of vacating?

Haj

[Demo]

@OxyMoron

Demo, you didn’t answer my question (oh, no, I feel so…ignored!).

I’m sorry. What? If you’re asking me if I’m circumcised that’s just wrong. There’s a time and place for those kind of questions, but it’s definitely not here.

I think IMHO would be more appropriate for that sort of poll.

[imthjckaz]

I love this place.

[zephyrine]

I always understood that the point of this board was to fight ignorance and be pitted. Personally, I long for a good pitting.

And much as I’d like to jump on the bandwagon, I’ll only suck Demo’s dick if it’s circumcised.

[imthjckaz]

But I aint sucking no ones cock.

[sub]Vince has gotta do me first.[/sub]

[Miller]

@OxyMoron

Ohfercrissake, Balduran, get your goddamn panties out of a twist. This is a board devoted to fighting ignorance, a goal we’ve rather lost in all the handwringing and {{{{hugging}}}} MPSIMS crap. Anyone who’s feeling genuinely crappy enough to be doing any serious harm needs to back the fuck away from the keyboard and get, say, a real life and a real shrink, and not necessarily in that order.

Yeah, because that’s so much worse than the fucking flirt-fest this thread turned into for the first twenty five posts or so. Lobsang posts a thread in MPSIMS and a bunch of people show up to pat him on the back and tell him how much they like him. Demo posts a Pit thread and a bunch of people show up to pat him on the back and tell him how much they like him. The only difference is, Lobsang was able to post his without being a collossal cock about it. And you want to tell me that both posters didn’t get exactly the reaction they hoped for? Bullshit.

Oh, and Mermaid, two words of advice: learn to code, and learn to read.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

Damn! What is it with all you cocksuckers posting to this thread?

[armedmonkey]

@Miller

Oh, and Mermaid, two words of advice: learn to code, and learn to read.

That’s seven words.

[Miller]

Pieces! I meant pieces of advice!

Fuck.

[The_Mermaid]

@Miller

Oh, and Mermaid, two words of advice: learn to code, and learn to read.

Yep I screwed up the coding, it happens sometimes when I switch from html to ubb code. I’m sure no one else has ever made that mistake.

I also read, write and speak English most goodly too. I’m not sure what I was reading this morning though.

[The_Mermaid]

Forgot to add, I am able to count though.

7 words is not 2 words.

[Miller]

@The Mermaid

Yep I screwed up the coding, it happens sometimes when I switch from html to ubb code. I’m sure no one else has ever made that mistake.

I also read, write and speak English most goodly too. I’m not sure what I was reading this morning though.

Evidently not. I’ll lay it our for you:

thinksnow, accidentally posting under his wife’s screen name, says that MPSIMS is for “whiny bitches.” But half the posts made by his wife are in that forum. Therefore, thinksnow just called his wife a whiny bitch.

I admit my reply to him was petty and cheap. But you know what they say: when in Rome…

[Hamadryad]

@Miller

Demo posts a Pit thread and a bunch of people show up to pat him on the back and tell him how much they like him.

Oh, good christ. I don’t LIKE him. I just want to suck his COCK. Why is this so hard to understand?

[SolGrundy]

@The Mermaid

Forgot to add, I am able to count though.

7 words is not 2 words.

Uh, “seven words” is two words.

HAH! Suck on that, you mother-licking fuck-twat!