I’ll bet you could walk right up to him in the yard. Take his head off with some pruning shears while he stands there. Then you could pluck his pretty, white feathers into a sack to save for a pillow. A propane torch would singe the hairs right off of his body. Remove his entrails and he’ll be ready for a pan. I’d lay a couple of slices of good, fat bacon across his breast to keep him juicy like Granny used to do. An hour or so in the oven then to the table with some orange sauce, Granny’s recipe. I’m not a vegan, I wish I had a duck to slaughter.
Just staple his beak shut.
Be careful about getting burned while doing this, hate for you to get hurt and not have that insurance…
Ducks is mean! Tricksy too! Just keep your distance, unless ye be manly men, of sure courage. And have lots of bactine.
What kind of insurance?
Oh, you mean that insurance that gives your pants a good browning everytime the commerical comes on for them.
Hmm, whats the name of that insurance?
So I guess I’m the only one that likes those commercials? My favorite is the one with Yogi Berra
No, I like the commercials, too. But one came on yesterday and it made me think that it has been a long time since I had roast duck.
Please, please don’t do this.
After all, it’s Wabbit Season…
I like the AFLAC duck. He’s like a brother to me.
oh…and can someone tell me how to edit my sig. Stupid mistakes…
Click on the “User CP” button at the top of the page. You’ll get a screen with a list of editing options on the left, the first of which is “Edit signature”. Be sure to remember to click the save changes button when you’re done.
Oh, that one sends my son into peals of giggles everytime he sees it.
I love the duck. Josh got one that talks for Christmas from a generous Doper. It’s so cute! “Aflac. Aflac. AFLAC!!!”
I love that duck! And that one poor guy that’s in most of the commercials, too. He’s the guy that actualy seems to understand that the duck talks.
fyi: The word “Aflac” doesn’t echo. And no one knows why.
I’ve always wanted to see the Aflac duck meet the Parkay bucket. (Do you youngin’s recall the Parkay bucket?)
I suspect it would go thus:
Aflac Duck, in usual nasaly tone: Aflac!
Parkay Bucket, in smooth senuous voice: Parkay.
AD: AFLAC!
PB: Parkay.
AD: AFLAC!
PB (still calm and suave): Parkay.
AD (increasingly irate): AFLAC!
PB: Parkay.
AD: has aneurysm and dies
Fin
No wonder it’s so annoying! It’s some kind of mutant, hairy space duck!
“Ma, get the kids in the cellar; it’s the duck thing!!!”
I was with you all the way until I realized you mean the duck and not the actor.
Ben Affleck + propane torch = FUN! (and never having to suffer through a “performance” like Armageddon orForces of Nature ever again)
I love that exasperated little duck.
Leave him alone.
What the wide wide world of sports ia an AFLAC duck?
I have no idea what any of you are going the fuck on about. anyone care to help?
Oh, and I was going to say, my personal favorite is the one with the couple in bed.