You, too, Cranky? I thought it was only me that thinksnow frustrates with partial massages. Next time I’m gonna have to strictly limit the consumption of Stroh rum. 
Happy 2000, think.
::steps to podium, clears throat. Microphone feedback, everyone covers ears::
Um, is this thing on? Can everyone hear me in the back?
Okay, then, well, Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to take the time to ask you to consider the man, the myth, nay, the legend that is thinksnow, an archtype for men everywhere to emulate. Allow me to reiterate some of his finer points:
[ul]
[li] Steamy writer in sexually explicit threads (see this thread)[/li][li] Sharer of personal experience (Evidence presented here); Board denizens rejoice.[/li][li] Is willing to share said experience for the betterment of mankind; ladies everywhere are delighted (see thread above. Anyone with some anecdotal evidence here? This is the Dope - we need the facts!)[/li][li] Attender of DopeFests (this is the man that drove 500 miles in exceedingly crappy weather to attend the Michigan Winter Dopefest and then apologized for being late!)[/li][/ul]
::Producer motions for Bunny to cut it short::
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been told I have to let the next poster up.
:: puts away her other 5 pages of details, her PowerPoint presentation, and the compilation CD of music::
::Runs over and gives think a big smooch::
Congratulations, sugar!
Oh and Cranky, I think you need to blame Persephone on the whole can fiasco. She was the one requesting that bitten can! Ah, the lengths he’ll go to please! 
Happy 2000, think! I’m glad to know that if anyone who registered in the same month as I did has managed to achieve double my posts, it’s a classy guy such as yourself. (And they’re all good posts, too!)
From one Threadkiller to the other (ahhh, memories), happy 2000, and here’s to many more!
heh heh heh, Bunny said lengths think would go. heh heh heh
:looks innocent:
What? Wha’did I say?
I sent pictures?
Mayhap he means the two on your Web site, but he is losing his memory, after all.
I’m only going to say this one more time:
[Clinton]
I…did…not…bite…anyones…can.
[/Clinton]
I wanted to, but y’all wouldn’t let me.
Hey Jester, thanks for the good memories…ahhh, Threadkillers…between that and Rochambo, quite a few of us rocketed up the charts!
As for massages, I’m only one man! Next Doepfest, make a ledger and I’ll take appointments, okay? 