::stuffs happy fuzzy bunnies (BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PEEPS) down Eric’s pants::
::licks Eric::
::scritches thinks behind the ears. 
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Happy 3000 to thinks, who’s put up with a lot more shit from me at Dopefests than he had to. 
Looking forward to falling asleep on you at OhDope, thinks!
Happy 3k post day!
Lessee, tiggs falls asleep on him and I spill stuff on him.
Methinks this isn’t quite the action thinks is looking for from female Dopers. 
See, ~e, I knew it wouldn’t take you long to get to the big 3K!
Could be worse, BunnyGirl. After all, I DID sit on his lap at ChiDope. But he dumped me to the floor before I could give him a lapdance. I’m almost offended that I didn’t even get mentioned in a roundabout way. Oh, ts, ole buddy ole pal, I’m not gonna post this is the nude (which would offend some and tittilate others). Instead I’ll just sit back, resign myself to watching everyone wan you.
[sub]Even though I’m cuter. And have groovy Paul Newman-blue eyes[/sub]
I’ll betcha I wouldn’t get dumped!
Neener-neener-neener.
True. But it’s okay. I could have sworn that, when I was sitting on his lap, I felt thinkfrost (little thinksnow?) starting to stand at attention…
What do you think knocked you off my lap, big boy?
Thank God it only knocked me off. I thought maybe you were looking for an “access port.”
That’s probably because Miss C was on his lap before you.
Ewww, god, stop it you two. You’re making me cringe over here.
Thoughts of thinks and Super as a “couple” = BSOD in my brain.
The only way that ts and I would be a couple is if a lovely female Doper is between us, and even then any contact between he and I is incidental.
…and to commemorate this important moment in Doper History and Lore, I hereby bestow upon the Great and Powerful thinksnow the FIRST Honorary ** Velveteen Rub Room** Key.
Use it wisely, my friend. Judging from this thread, you’re going to have to install a magnetic lock as well.
Mazel Tov, can’t wait to meet you IRL. You’re obviously both a man among men and a mensch-- ;j – amongst man.
Cartooniverse
p.s. Ginger? you just broke my heart
I suddenly had this neat new idea. How about all three of us stay at Nym’s. She said she’s got an airmattress built for two. We can make ourselves fit.
I’m game.
I’m taking pictures. If I ain’t gettin’ any, I’m at LEAST taking goddamn pictures. Host privilege.
Well, Nymysys, if there’s anything for you…
Hmmm…“air-mattress” you say…Cranky and Nymy you say…pictures, too, eh…hmmm…
Hmmmm? What, like you had to think about this?
Riiiiiiiggggghhhhtt. Call me a skeptic, but…
BunnyGirl, he has to think about it because you’re not currently on the roster to join in.
Awww, that’s such a sweet thing to say, Super.
And, of course, it made me smile.
Thank you, good Sir, I am honored. I, too, shall take great pleasure in making your acquaintance.
There are so many people I’d like to thank: the Academy, my parents, all of the lovely and talented ladies of the Straight Dope Board (and most of the men,) the fine folks at my former job for giving me so much free time I was able to find this wonderful place, the… <urk!>
<hands waving wildly, ts is dragged from the stage>