Thinner, tanned, and sexually enhanced - new drug promises all

According to this article FDA trials are underway for a product that allegedly does all three.

In an related article, Canadian pharmacies join with spammers in filing class action to block further research. :rolleyes:

Anybody else get a picture of a bunch of naked dudes standing around with hard-ons? I need to go scrub my brain now.

Way too good to be true, I wonder about side effects they haven’t discovered yet. Earth-destroying flatulence? Liver cancer from prolonged exposure? Maybe the erections just never go away.

This sounds like one of those hypothetical questions in one of those psychological games, “If you could take a pill that would make you thin and tan, and enhance your sexual prowess, but also caused (insert horrifying or humiliating side effect here), would you take it?”

Oh my god. Forget the side effects – you know how much you could CHARGE for something like that? People will be killing each other to get to it.

You say that like it’s a bad thing. :wink:

:: drools ::

Can they be wearing fireman hats, too?

It was kinda weird to be reading this story about guys having teriffic hard ons with a grinning Ellen Degeneres at the top of the page plugging her show.

Ya know what? If it could do laundry, I think I’d marry this pill!

danceswithcats wears a fireman’s hat. About the rest, I couldn’t say.