I just wanted to let all you bastards know that because of all of you meanies, I have lost the drive to beat my spinal-cord injury and most likely will spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair. It’s all your (respective) faults; I hope you sleep well tonight. 
Hell, I’m sleeping well right now!
Then get off the Ambien dude.
Yeah, the Ambien dude doesn’t swing that way.
Comma nazi.
Common nazi.
Nazis. I hate those guys.
I hate you.
You hate people who hate Nazis? 
Yeah and because of you guys I’m gonna sit on my arse, not do the washing up and go to bed late. It’s not faaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Edited cos I forgot to say it’s the Nazi’s fault too.
Are you sure? Not a little…ambivalent? 
Should everyone know WTF this is about?
Nazi lover!
Yes.
No, because it’s too lame and shameful. And if it’s not what I think it is a parody of its still just stupid.
..
Don’t blame me, I was walking the cat.
Nope, just me. It’s because a girl at 7-11 said I looked like Harrison Fjord.
(A famous Swede)
Why am I not surprised by your sourness? As misplaced as it is.
You know, if you were stronger and just believed in yourself, you would’ve been able to ditch that wheelchair *years *ago. For god’s sake, what’s *wrong *with you?
