Hello. My name is not Inigo Montoya. You killed my Ponder, prepare to die.
Hey, he was only mostly dead.
I’d say the judicious use of a BFH is called for.
You know, a Big, uhmm, Hammer. And maybe a pickle fork, got one handy?
Joke #1: No, he was and still is Ponder Stibbons. I think Only Mostly Dead would take offence at this usurpation of his name.
Joke #2: Yeah, but he only wanted to come back to blathe.
Turn it off and then back on again.
Hey, it worked for **pinkfreud **and Nic2004 and Ponder Stibbons and Strinka.
Hey, look what happens when I twiddle this bit!
Whoo[SIZE=4]o[SIZE=5]o[SIZE=6]o[SIZE=7]oo[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]oah!
Hey, that was fun.
Did you pay the bill last month?
Quit twiddling it. You’ll break it off.
What you really need to know is hold down these four keys while singing “On Top of Spaghetti.”
No! That may cause it to become unstable. First you’ll need to re-route the power to the main diode array, then fully recharge the power couplings. You may need a frequency resonance stabilizer for that, though. Now, flip switch A7 and make sure the LED lights read as Green, Yellow, Green, Green, Aquamarine*. Then it’s safe to reverse polarity.
*Very important here. If the last LED is turquoise, then scrap the whole thing and get an upgrade to the G-12 sisterboard, otherwise you’re going to end up with a makeshift nuclear bomb on your hand.
We had the same problem with the one were I work. We never did work it out we just bought a new one. It does the same thing…but not as often.
And if you don’t stop that, you could go blind.
Don’t ask how, but I once found that doing this tends to work… just a second…
::leans over, caresses and kisses the widget passionately
What? I… well… look, you don’t want to know. Let’s see if it’s worked…
Hmmm… looks like I embarrassed myself for no result there.
Drat.
:dubious: : hands Fromage a paper towel & kitchen cleaner :
: twiddle twiddle twiddle :
Whoo[SIZE=4]o[SIZE=5]o[SIZE=6]o[SIZE=7]oo[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]o[/SIZE]oah!
Whew! That was cool But I’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to do that.
I believe that is the traditional opening hymn for any service in praise of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Be careful though. Grief over the sins of the Unfaithful has led the FSM to become lactose-intolerant. The results - when singing the second line of that hymn - ain’t pretty :eek:. Umbrellas are recommended.
But just think of the money you could make marketing it to single women!
How many quarters did you say you put in it?
When they stop working, it’s generally because the flux capacitor has gone bad. Fortunately…
:: fishes around in pocket ::
…I always carry a spare. Just in case, ya’know? Here ya go. Ooo…sorry…little bit of gum wrapper stuck to it. Ok, there ya go…gooder’n new.
Now there’s gum stuck in it.
You didn’t check to see if the Ethernet Cable was plugged in…did you? Cuz the LAST thing we need is an Ethernet spill. It’s a Carcinogen ya know.
And Fer Chrissakes! Don’t look into the laser with remaining eye!
No, see, you don’t need these parts. Don’t you know that they always come with extraneous pieces?