This fantastic craving that I have (adult)

No, you failed to mention that. Who wears a t-shirt and shorts at a desk?

You need to send a pic to the email address that comes up when you click “Email” below this post.

I, too, absolutely love going down on a woman. Really. And if she has no desire to give me head, that’s fine with me, too. I’m not that into blowjobs. Not to say I’d turn one down, but I’d much, much rather be giving than receiving.

Angua, you’re a horny female astrophysicist with a British accent who has chocolate covered espresso beans handy? I think you’ve just fulfilled my every fantasy. Thank you. Thank you just for existing. Why I’m not trying to find you ICQ right now, I have no idea. Hell I have no idea why I’m not trying to swim to the UK.

Oh, and AntaresJB I still think you’re stunning.

Completely off-topic, but I do. Working for a company with no dress code (at least for the “higher-ups”) rules.

I’m agreeing with all of you guys. Going down on a woman is my favorite thing about sex. I can get off on it.

Fer instance:

Ex: (after going down) Sheese, give me a rest, you’re going to wear me out before I can reciprocate.

MeatBeast: …ummmmm…yeah, actually, I’m good, so we can pass out if you want.

Not that I don’t like BJ’s or sex, but I can go down for like 20 mins at a time, and I’m fine to call it a night, if she wants. Anytime, anywhere too.

Now I’m just not going to think about it anymore…

As a friend of mine says, show me a man who doesn’t eat pussy, and I’ll show you a man whose wife I can steal.

Didn’t you once express interest in becoming a moderator?

Doesn’t this thread have the potential to be the equivalent of Cameron Diaz’s booby pix?

:wink:

I do, when nobody’s around, and its like a sauna in the office - as academics we’re all fairly relaxed anyway :slight_smile:

There are various pictures of me from teh last UK BrumDope on Tir’s webpage if you’re really that interested. :slight_smile:

pestie, thank you. :smiley:

I now know that I should hold no expectaions regarding what I will – or, more importantly, won’t – see posted in these threads.

:smiley:

You know, I’m originally from New Jersey and I really enjoy…do you suppose it’s something in the water?

Well… I’m not from Jersey, but I’ve been there… And I’m sure I drank some water while I was there… So maybe…

I think I’ve identified my problem. I’m from New Jersey, lived here for the larger portion of my life … yet I can’t recall ever actually having sex with someone from New Jersey!! I have a tendency to either import my nookie or go someplace else to get it … maybe I should stick with home-grown? :wink:

Yeah, when it’s not at ear-shattering volumes!

Bwhahahahahahaaaaaa! :smiley:

:smiley: I can be quiet when the need arises. It can be difficult, but I can be quiet :slight_smile:

In my experience, Angua, biting something usually helps with the noise factor. :slight_smile:

Funnily enough, I know that it helps. Try explaining the teeth marks in the pillows though :smiley:

Pillows are nothing. I have an ex who has had to explain to every girlfriend since me exactly where that perfect set of tooth impressions on his shoulder came from. :rolleyes:

Then again, I’m sure someone could identify his body from the perfect impression of his teeth I have on the back of my neck.

And that was probably TMI. :stuck_out_tongue:

:stuck_out_tongue: I’ve never done that. Although the other half has been left with nail marks all over his body :wink:

:stuck_out_tongue: Hey, if he doesn’t have nail marks on his back, he obviously is doing something wrong!

In which case, he’s doing nothing wrong :wink:

Apart from not being here. :frowning:

Yeah but guess what pal, you’re not the one who sat out on the lawn waiting for you guys. I sat there for an hour and a half, in the light, just looking at all the women. It wouldn’t have been so bad had I not opened this thread and thought about it the whole time. Every woman who looked at me I wondered if she wanted me to go down on her.

I don’t think I’m ever gonna open another one of your threads again.