This fantastic craving that I have (adult)

I’m sitting here chuckling to myself at my desk as I am reminded of the time my then wife and I were visiting some friends. We went to the lake to go swimming. Out of the blue, one of our friends kids said to me “Hey, how’d you get all those scratches on your back?”

I’ve never seen a parent scramble for an answer faster :stuck_out_tongue:

You show me a man who looks beat up and exhausted in the morning, and I’ll show you a man whose SO appreciates him very, very much. :slight_smile:

Hmm… Either you meant a WOman who appreciates him… Or this threat just took a turn away from cunnilingus :eek:

Err… This thread took a turn… I guess I’m not immune to the common household variety typo either…

It did take something of a turn, but feel free to turn it back, I’ve got nothing better to do at work today than check back regularly for witty comments :wink:

And you’re beautiful, too. OK, I’m officially in love. Yahoo tells me I can get a flight from Tampa to London for about $400. I’ve got $400. :wink:

No, thank you!

I think it took a turn a long time ago - some time last night in fact :wink:

Ooh… I’m being lusted after from the other side of the Atlantic :slight_smile:

I’m just going to sit here and blush profusely now, whilst trying to write something intelligent about galaxy clusters in the X-ray waveband. :wink:

Damn, I spend the evening somewhere else and I miss all the flirting attention. (except for good ol’ pestie, but even he’s moved on to Angua now!) Would it help if I mentioned it’s my birthday?

Don’t feel bad, Antares, I missed most of it too!

And happy birthday!!

Happy birthday!

Well, the only reason I was invovled was because I was working at the office till 2 in the morning…

I so wouldn’t blame you. It started out as something I (apparently) Must Share, and then after I posted it I thought, “D’oh! What was I thinking?”

:smack:

Ah, well. Live and learn. At least I can say I’m not ashamed of my OP or its contents!

So… I have now seen Angua’s pictures as well… Would it be inappropriate to say my mouth is watering?

Excuse me whislt I sit here and blush profusely. I’m nothing special guys.

I beg to differ

In my experience, that is often one of the last things said by any single doper woman;)

But I’m not a single doper woman. :wink:

Hiya, chestnutmare! Hope to see you at a MAD thingy one of these days.

[sub]great, now someone in the area knows of this thread! How can I look chestnutmare in the eye if we meet at a Dopefest or something? O, shame; ye be my bedfellow now.[/sub]

Angua, it’s also sometimes the last thing that the nonsingle doper women say, too.

dantheman Count yourself lucky… I’m still waiting to hear from a Dopergal in the south central Michigan area :stuck_out_tongue:

Before what happens? :wink: