Before what happens? 
Oh, how very wrong you are!
And if you’re truly not single, then 1) I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight, and 2) your SO is one extremely lucky person.
Before the dulcet tones of “I wanna divorce” are spewed from someone’s lips. Or “I wanna date other people.” Or “I wanna have four girlfriends at once.”
And drat and darn and curses and badwords, I don’t know of this web page of which you speak, Angua…
I’m afraid I’m going to cause you tears then. The SO and I have been together for over two years, and we’re thinking of getting hitched.
Ah. But unlikely to happen in my situation.
And the webpage - www.kat22.com/brumdope
Damn you, damn you all. How’s a girl suupposed to concentrate on her work with distractions like this?
(I’m originally from New Jersey, too, and go back once a year or so to see family and such. I’ll be there in late Sept. for a wedding. I think I’d better not drink the water while I’m there, or things could get messy.)
Come here. Let me <expletive> your <expletive>. I’ll start by caressing your <expletive>, moving my hand up to your <expletive>. While my hand is doing that, my tongue will move in concentric circles, swirling and swirling around your <expletive>…
I don’t know who you’re trying to distract, but its working on this side of the Atlantic…
dan, I’m going to have to take severe measures if you continue like that.
I must go for a bit of fresh air now…
Sorry about that Eva Luna
By the way… Where’d you move to?
I’m in Chicago, and have been basically since I was 2 years old, wtih a couple of breaks for college, grad school, and Russia. But much of my extended family is in NJ.
Damn… What a shame I moved away from there =\ I’ll be back in town next month though 
Luckily I have virtually no work to do today, I’m just occupying space in my office. It is nevertheless distracting, especially if one has nothing to do but think about it.
sigh
Hey, did I mention I’ll be in NJ the weekend of 8/15?
<upon review>
Hey, they censored me! I’ll be dratted!
Just look further down. Sheesh.
You’re not helping, RT. Not helping!!!
Away with the nonhelpful infidel!*
*band name
Something just occurred to me, Dan … PLEASE tell me you’re not coming from Maryland to NJ to visit your sister the weekend of 8/15.
Because if you are, I’m TOTALLY grossed out, and PLEASE don’t tell Mom.
I know it’s a longshot, but I just have to make sure. :smack:
My sister? Nope. I don’t have a sister.
That I know of.
No, we’re doing a family day at the beach that Friday. I’m not sure when I’ll drive back down - either Sat. or Sun., certainly.
Okay, I’m immensely relieved. I don’t know why it never occurred to me until this moment that I have a brother named Dan who lives near Silver Spring. whew
Heart attack and revulsion averted. May the flirting continue.
Sorry, the wedding’s not until the 21st, and I’m not going to use that much vacation time, no matter how distracted I am. I like hanigng out with my family, but not that much!
Yes yes… he said Silver Springs, MD… not Hot Springs, Arkansas…