back to the OP… not only do I enjoy it… I have a black belt in it… I am cunnilingus king! FEAR ME!
sorry… too much testosterone
Fear? My only fear is forgetting to breathe. 
Now I’m REALLY looking forward to Dopeaween.
That is all. Now which faucet is the cold one?
Black belt? I have a pink belt.
Get it?
:>
My obviously distracted mind just made me read this as “away with the mouthful!”
Damn, I need to get out of here.
Why whatever could have distracted you?
I think for the remainder of my posts on this thread I am going to have to use this icon a lot: 
Whew! I’m glad they don’t have PMs enabled here. Can you imagine? I post that OP, and then suddenly I’m getting all of these PMs - “Ooh, do me, do me!”
Thank goodness we don’t have PMs! Why, my PM box would be overflowed. So many PMs would arrive in a short amount of time that the server would crash. Dogs and cats would live together and vote Libertarian. The Twins would win the World Series while the Yankees were contracted. In short, life as we know it would cease to exist, and it would be all my fault.
I can’t have that on my conscience! Thank you, SDMB, for not enabling PMs.
Oh Lord, I certainly did not need that conference call just now with my extremely sexy-voiced, single Italian client…he’s about my age, he’s cute (I’ve seen his passport photo), he’s funny, he’s smart, and he’s just a few short hours’ drive away…if I snuck out of work now, I could be there tonight!
Go Eva, go Eva, go Eva. . . .
Eva Luna, how’d you know I was Italian?
**S-T, ** I know you’re not him, because he can’t spell to save his life. Sorry!
I can spell with my tongue.
Ah, but can you do it in Italian?
Sure can.
g-r-a-z-i-e p-e-r l-a-s-c-i-a-r-l-o m-a-n-g-i-a-r-e
Damn you!
I think this e-mail I’m about to write my client with long and legalistic explanations of his visa renewal options is going to have some rather unorthodox ones that somehow snuck their way in there.
So… I can spell and he can’t… I’d consider that solid evidence that I am more of a cunning linguist than he…
Eva, you wouldn’t suggest anything, well, wrong would you?
Well, let’s just say that there are some expedited green card procedures if you can handle jobs that Americans are unable or unwilling to handle…and I know aaaaaall about them…
Really? Can you share them? This actually sounds rather interesting, well, to my astrophysics addled brain at any rate…
Nah, it just means your English is better. I’m sure he’s just fine con la lingua italiana. So any spelling he can do in English is just a bonus.