The real ones, or the kinky ones being created by my brain?
If you’re serious, being an astrophysicist and all, post a GQ and I’ll take a crack at it.
Eva Luna, U.S. Immigration Paralegal (primarily employment-based)
Of course I’m serious 
Now, back to the flirting 
[ladies’ man] Ummm… yes. What, exactly does that have to do with linguistically pleasing one’s lady-friend? [/ladies’ man]
[sub]babelfish is your friend[/sub]
Babelfish is CHEATING!
I’m so disappointed, dan! And here I thought you could actually spell in Italian without the aid of any electrical appliances.
For the record, I didn’t cheat. It’s all in the, ummm, head.
:o
I didn’t know there were rules…
The proper use of any tongue, foreign or domestic, is an art, not a science. So there are rules, but there is also leeway to bend the rules according to the situation and the audience.
… which is where being a cunning linguist comes into play, as linguistics is an art with rules acting as framework, too…
Gee, I actually go off to earn some money in the modern way and all the flirting takes place without me 
Dantheman,even if you are unable to look me in the eyes, with your skills I don’t think that would be problem And as a cunning linquist, you’ll be able to please me intellectually too. BONUS 
I haven’t had the pleasure of using my tongue on too many "foreign"s
Precisamente, querido.
[Are there any languages you can hack without Babelfish? As a linguist by inclination/education, I think machine translation sucks rocks. I’m a purist; all natural for me, babe!]
Hmmm… I wonder what a cunning linguist could do with German?
I’ve been earning money conventionally as well, but I’ve been flirting also
Oh, and sexual plesing is one thing, but can I play backgammon with you as well?
(That last one was directed to dan. Gee, it’s getting hot and heavy in here! The repartee is coming in harder and faster by the minute, I swear!)
Well, personally I know a little of a few languages, all Romance languages, naturally. I speak a little Spanish. I couldn’t pretend to understand any other language, though.
I am an artiste at the language of LOVE!
oooh ?habla espanol? Mi querido, mi corazon, me encantas
:eek:
I can never go to a Dope function again unless I know chestnutmare will not be there. How embarrassing! :eek:
I need a cold shower now.
Anyone else? Got plenty of water.
Now you’re talking about group showers? I don’t see how that’s going to calm anyone down.
Well, you see… the water is cold, and…
Although, with a lil flick o’ the wrist, it won’t be so…
Hey, I’m just trying to be helpful here, Eva.