July 4th is my birthday. I’m going to be 18 years old and I expect alot of gifts. You can email me to get my address and phone number. ;j
Your thread was floating to the bottom of the page so I thought I’d bump it by wishing you a happy 18th birthday in advance. Enjoy your day and I hope your hint for a lot of prezzies pays off big time. 
flood, for your B-day this year I plan on giving you a very special gift. This year, I plan on giving you a fireworks display at or around midnight. So be whatching for it! Happy B-day buddy! 
I’ll send you a card so you can register for selective service. It will be at your local post office.
So are you a Yankee Doodle Dandy!
I think “Flood Day” has a nice ring to it. Let’s have a parade or something.
Dang, I’ll be on my way to Georgia to visit my 88-year-old aunt. Should be a lot of fun – you’re welcome to join me.
Necromancer: Thank you for that kind gesture. That was a very noble thing to do. People like you are so hard to find these days.
SHAKES: That’s odd. Every year someone promises me the same thing, and every year it happens. I’ll know who to thank this year.
Zebra: Damn you. But you’re too late. Someone already sent me one of those.
slortar: I agree.
twickster: Sounds good. You’ll have to come pick me up though.
whoo hoo! 18! Now you to can feel guilty when our elected leaders screw up! Here’s another exclamation point as an early birthday present! Heck, here’s another! I’ve got lots!