Last year walking to class, I had a snowflake land right on my jacket collar beside my cheek, and stay there the entire walk. Even when I got inside, it stayed frozen and perfect on my collar. Then I showed a female friend, and she reached over and smushed it with her finger. “All better!” she says. I thought girls liked that mushy crap. Guess not. 
–Tim
I like that mushy crap. Its so cute that you thought it was special.
Mouthbreather:
I don’t blame you at all for being incredulous. I didn’t believe the story myself when I first heard it. If she and my dad are yanking my chain here, then it’s pretty much the only instance where they’ve kept it up with as much consistency as santa or the easter bunny. I don’t know whether she still has any physical records about it or not, I know I wouldn’t want to keep stuff around to remind me of it. I guess you could try a search of the medical records at the various hospitals down in Hawaii (I have no idea what island they were on, let alone the particular hospital they went to), but that would be pretty tedious. I’m afraid my word and hers are the only things you can go on here, sorry…
(by the way, you can call me Dirx, not Sir)
Dirx
Send it to me in email…my address is in my profile.
And Dirx,
I wasn’t really looking for a link or some hard evidence to substantiate your story…just some more details. I suppose I have no problem beleiving that inside the eye socket is a reasonable enough environment to host and hatch fly eggs, I just don’t see how a fly gets stuck in your eye? 
A seagull pooped on my jacket on Thursday. Does that qulaify me for anything?
Why did I spend the time to read this entire thread?
I think you get a free small slurpee for that.
And a fly landed in my ear one time. No eggs or maggots were involved though. 
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But if you go walking where you were on Thursday, keep the plastic cover on it…
Didn’t Colin just GET a free small slurpie?
Same thing happened to a friend of mine when he was high. He was so high, in fact, he couldnt figure out what this thing on his sleeve was. So, in his curiosity to know what had landed on him… he licked it. good man. I’ll never get high as long as I live.
And there is always the Snopes view on the whole eye/maggot thing.