This... Is... Dirty Joke Jeopardy!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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OK, this game is obvious… The punchline (“answer”) comes first, and then someone else writes the setup (“question”) that goes with it.

Since it’s Jeopardy, if you provide the “question” then you get to select the next category, and assign a dollar value to the “answer.”

If you don’t know the question, well, you can make one up… I’m not Alex Friggin’ Trebek, and I’m not going to mock you for things like imperfect French pronunciation, or even being totally wrong.

Except for one thing, this is “Dirty Joke” Jeopardy… so your “question” needs to make the “answer” seem at least a little off-color. (And of course, we have to obey the forum rules, too.) And don’t forget to phrase your response in the form of a question.

OK, to start, I’ll take Caribbean Travel for $200! And the answer is:

“No, it says ‘Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day!’”

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What is the joke that has something to do with a tattoo on a penis? (was that close enough??)

I’ll take “Running Away With The Circus” for $400:

“The pay’s lousy but the tips are big.”

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“What was really tattooed on the Jamaicans penis and not just Wendy”
I’ll take disabled movie stars for $100.

And the answer is:

“Christopher Walken”

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“What actor has a tattooed penis that reads ‘The pay’s lousy but the tips are big’?”
I’ll take Famous Regrets for $200, Friggin’ Alex.

“I shoulda seen it coming.”

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Who is Monica Lewinsky?

I’ll take American History for $200…

The answer is, “Me no like 'um horse, either.”

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(Please quote the one you’re responding to…)

Who is the guy who circumcizes the elephants?

Sports for $300, please.

The answer is: “Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe?”

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What do you when you see an elephant with three balls?

The answer is: “Because they can.”

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quote:

Originally posted by cuauhtemoc
The answer is: “Because they can.”

Why do dogs lick their genitals?

Superheroes for $500
The answer is: “I don’t know, but my ass is a little sore”

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Next up is Travel Mexico for $800:

“But the bull, señor, he does not always lose!”

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“Why do bullfighters walk funny?”

Romance for $800

Its an “Audio Daily Double”!!

“Pfft, pfft”

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What is the sound a pubic hair hears before it hits the floor?
American Theater for $200.

The answer is: Fred Astaire’s face.

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** Shaggarito **, the answer is the invisible man.

animals for $500.
Answer: two, if they’re small enough