This is for The Urge...if you are not him/her ...do not come in here

Tell you what, shit fer-brains.

I had a pleasant email typed out for you, suggesting that you offer a no-strings-attached apology, and we could have a fresh start. Fuck that. Mods, kick this to the pit if you see fit to do so.

How about you and ghost just create your own fucking cretinous utopia by emailing each other back and forth? You won’t have to get yelled at here, You can use all the poor spelling/grammar you like, you can send shit that crashes each others PCs every ten seconds, and you two morons can giggle and piss in your pants until you fucking float away.

Why do you think Ghost got banned? And if you feel the same as the email you just posted, then get the fuck out! Why are you here at all?

Yeah, we don’t have sense of humor. Take this link for example:
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Archives/Archive-000005/HTML/20000228-4-002331.html

Just a bunch of dour-faced serious grumps here at the SDMB.

–John


Knights of the Order of Snopes: Above All, Accuracy

I’m really sorry you didn’t have a chance to send that email. I’ve actually used word to correct all of my posts since this was brought to my attention.

I’m here, because I like to ask and answer questions. Check out my other grammar/spelling mistakes at my thread. I did that post as a favor to ghost, because it seems to me I owe him a favor for getting him banned.

I’ve taken a lot of classes on pc’s and I know a fair amount about them. It doesn’t take anywhere near 10 seconds to crash or RUIN a computer.

As I have said. I’m sorry, I’m done apologizing for this however. I don’t refer to myself as a cretin. I’d ask you to refrain from it as well.

Yes I actually enjoyed sending my friend something he enjoyed. I’m sure you can understand. If you’d like a ‘for instance’ email me.

I don’t feel the same way at all. I feel that this board jumps on newbies a little hard. I think that they’ll just get used to me, as well as my attitude.

In the future I won’t ask for anything to be sent via email that is as potentially dangerous as that link.

I’m sorry mouth. I really am.

The Urge

There goes my hero…

Apology accepted.

And I’m sorry I flew off the handle.

Yes, this place can be a bit hard on newbies, probably as a result of the influx of trolls we’ve had lately.

Now, as far as I’m concerned…you and I can start again. A suggestion–you might want to not be so thinned skin (I mean that as advice, not as an insult) – because it isn’t all peaches and cream around here all the time. Expect to get slammed if you do something to deserve it. Conversely, expect to learn a lot and be very entertained if you play nice. You’ll see, if you stick around, that this place is pretty damn worthwhile.

Well isn’t this just feel-good enough to make everyone puke? :slight_smile:

Thank you very much mouth.

I dunno if its so feel good I’d puke… but puke is a synonym you can feed on over to the ‘vomit’ thread.

The Urge

Cuz all that shimmers in this world is sure to fade… away … again.

Why do you owe Ghost anything, Urge? You explicitly requested the link be e-mailed to you. Ghost was explicitly warned about posting that link. If Ghost was too impatient (or dim-witted, who knows) to wait until it was possible to e-mail the link to you, it’s his/her own fault. It’s not like it was an emergency life-or-death matter for you to get the link.

I just wanted to be nice actually. I guess thats too much.

The Urge

Jump right in!!

Guilt by association… you were nice to someone that everyone else hated, therefore you were hated to. For another example of this, go try and argue that we shouldn’t hate Hitler because he was insane and was driven to do what he did because of his madness. Or that you feel sorry for the Columbine killers because you had a similar time in High School and can understand the urge to want to blow away all the jocks.
You just can’t argue with the mob… sometimes it’s better to just stay silent.


http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does

Urge, nobody blames you for Ghost’s error of posting the link again in a public forum - you did request that he send it in e-mail.

But your first post in that first thread was along the lines of, “Gee, guys, you have no sense of humor - get over yourselves!” which you then followed here with:

… followed by a {smirk}.

If your opening lines to us are condescending, insulting and mocking, can you see why some might be a little hard on you?

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

{This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™}

Look around I’m always smirking…

I guess I can’t have that in my sig. Everyone is mad at me for it. Sorry.

I guess no sig.

Actually, Urge, I need to make a quick apology - it was Prose who originally whined about us not having a sense of humor, not you. But you are saying as much here.

smirk” is not in your sig, nor has it ever been - it was posted once, in the first post you posted in this thread. In context, it came off as very condescending.

What I’m trying to say is you seem to have an attitude that is intended to piss people off. First impressions are lasting, and it seems you’ve already made one; you can change this.

Now, do you want to post here intelligently, add something to the forum and be respected for it, or do you want to act smug and spoiled and get your ass roasted for it? The choice is entirely up to you.

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

{This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™}

Its all good. I was being nice. However now that time has past. I’ll be as snotty and spoiled as i wanna be. I’ll blame it on the fact that I’m 19. I’ll just be constant reminder of how its very very very stupid to make a bad first impression.

I suppose the ‘smirk’ was a bad idea in hindsight. However. If you LOOK it was in the sig on every post I had except the ones it was unacceptable.

By all means. Don’t be nice to me. I mean, you guys never have before besides mouth’s apology. So why start now? (I’m talking about mpsims) The people in GQ answered my question very nicely.

However. Bring it on. Or ignore me. I don’t think the coniving little piranah’s can resist the fresh meat. I’ve got the urge to be a little annoying. We’ll see what happens.

This will be my last I’m sorry.

I’m sorry to those of you who were not involved. I’m sorry to those who were being nice. I’m sorry to everyone I’m going to piss off. I’ll refer to you to this link as i start being mean.

Hope fully everyone starts being nice to me, and they don’t push me.

The Urge

Sig this

If your new modus operandi is just to annoy people, I retract my apology.

It don’t get any quicker than this: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006134.html


“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.” - Adam Smith

You can do what you want. Your life is yours. You choose what you think is right.

Feel how you want to feel. I won’t feel any remorse.
The Urge

Strange word desire make foolish people do… I never dreamed I’d meet somebody like you…

Urge, if it makes you feel any better, I don’t see why anyone is jumping on you at all.


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

Well thanks…

Just wait. I might have to go antagonize.

The Urge

Don’t bother, that’ll just get you more of this. My suggestion: move on. This whole thing is silly.


Cessandra

I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

I know… theres a forum in the pit for people who want to mess with me. I don’t really feel like being a troll

The Urge

I remember the stupid things… the mood rings…did you cash in your dreams? You don’t dream for me.

OMG…>> If that link crashed your computer? You know nothing about your web browser then. I just got the courage to click on it. Basically cuz my I was done downloading movies.

My gosh.

Let me help you out okay?

Next time something like that happens?

Hit ** ALT + F4 ** it’ll close it really fast I promise.

Good luck!!

The Urge