This is fun! Try it!

The always great Brunching Shuttlecocks has a little utility that lets you do this:

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You can find it at: http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html

They have Gore, too!

So what do you want the candidates to say? (You don’t have to post the pictures, lest we crash the board–just give your quote, and everyone else can do the rest.)

Have fun!
Dr. J

PS: To the mods–if this screws up, I apologize profusely, as I’ve never posted an image before. Please delete it, and dock my pay accordingly.)

I am speechless.

Bush: I am pleased to announce my appointment of the Secretary of Religion - The Rev. Jerry Falwell

Gore: I am pleased to announce my appointment of the Secretary of Healthcare - Hillary Rodham Clinton

      • Bush:“Hmmm. . .
        Monica or Chelsea?
        Monica or Chelsea?
        Monica or Chelsea?
        HA HA HA!!!
        Get lost, Chelsea!!!”
      • Gore:"Hmmm. . .
        Linda or Janet?
        Linda or Janet?
        Linda or Janet?
        Punish me, Janet!!
        I’m guilty!!!
    • This sequence was probably unneccesary - MC

“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others” - despair.com

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Whee!


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Okay, maybe not. Sorry guys.

::taking my silly ass elsewhere::

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

For the record, C&P’ing the HTML doesn’t work.


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

I thought this one was good enough to post.
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– Sylence


If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.

  • Tokugawa Ieyasu