But… all you people that are standing outside of good morning america and other morning shows on ABC and NBC holding signs and waving at the cameras like fucking hicks who have never been out of Mayberry? Please lean in here because I have something to whisper to you…
[sub] You look like stupid assed morons. [/sub]
I don’t lay all of the blame on you for fucking up the interviews on the shows, because the networks obviously think that it improves ratings. But you are doing your part.
Hyuck hyuck…notice me! I have three teeth and a sign and I am spending my vacation standing out here in the rain with my face pressed up against the glass, grining at the cameras like a constipated Badger. Yup Yup We don’t get into town much but when we do we’s out to have us some TV fun. Hey unca Bob!!! Look…we’re too stupid to call you on the phone so we put a message on this here sign fer ya!!
The crowds ceased to be amusing once the guy stopped trying to sneak the “NBC Unfair to Union Labor” signs on camera. It’s not so much that they look stupid, but I just can’t stand the high-pitched sound of screeching women at that hour of the morning. I have long since switched to CNN This Morning (on the rare occasions that I am actually UP in the mornings).
Totally agree with the post about the idiots outside the
studios.
DONT THEY KNOW HOW FRICKIN’ STUPID THEY LOOK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
I refuse to watch those shows anymore, I just can’t bear
the incredible stupid looks on those frickinpeoples’ fuckingfaces.
I’ve shot enough Good Morning America shows to chime in here- from a perspective no other Doper will be able to offer.
Having stood there in a crowd, wearing my Steadicam and shooting the kind of “bumper shot” that you all are decrying, I’ll tell you what I SEE and HEAR. People make it a point to get up in the middle of the damned night, just to get a little taste of being on the t.v. They’re not stalking anyone. They’re not forcing anyone to do their bidding. They’re not making YOU watch them during those shots. they’re very frequently tourists to New York City, not local folks. They find it enthralling to become a part of a network t.v. show, even if they look a tad hokey in doing so. They’re polite and don’t humiliate anyone with their signage. ( there are exceptions to that rule, but for the most part the signage is pretty tame ).
They are the people who buy the stuff that is sold during the commercial breaks on the show they are appearing on. I can’t make it more concise than that. It’s the cycle of t.v. Shows ONLY exist to fill time between commercials.
Shooting all of the live Friday concerts from Bryant Park last year was a total blast. Great crowds, free concerts, lots of smiles. These people got up at three in the fucking morning for BARRY FUCKING MANILOW!!!. They were polite, fun, energetic, and happy to be a part of the show.
It’s a given these days that street visitors to morning shows will be on the air. You’re free to read your paper, listen to N.P.R. ( which I frequently do, I don’t watch morning t.v.- I make morning t.v. ), whatever. Nobody forces you to watch these people enjoy themselves each day. It’s frivilous, and harmless.
As was pointed out above, that’s what CNN is for. No-nonsense morning news information. They’re brilliant at it.
Sorry you find it so infuriating. God only knows how violently you feel towards street mimes.
It’s not only the national news. Around here, the local news has the same problem.
Anchor: “Three people died today in a car crash here on Ninth Street . . .”
Local Yokel waving energetically with a shit-eating grin behind the anchor: “Hi, Mom!!” (He begins hopping up and down to be seen over her head and around the sides, waving frantically, as if trying to flag down a cab.)
I find it actually a little amusing to see people milling around behind the anchor as if waiting for her to turn to them for an impromptu interview.
I won’t watch any of those morning info-tainment shows. I hate that the interviews are so time constrained that the guests/interviewees are always being cut off in mid thought. I hate the hokey banter. I don’t care what the tourist on the street has to add to the show.
Not that it’s really much of an issue - I’m on the road to work by 5:45… but even when I’m not, I don’t watch 'em.
Cartooniverse - I didn’t have Barry Mailow nightmares, but I haven’t been able to remove Coco. . . er. . . Koco. . . um. . . Koka. . . . SHIT, you know what song I mean. Anyway, THAT song has been in my head ever since! (Why in the hell can’t I think of the correct way to spell it?)
What always amazes me, or more aptly, distracts me, are those ‘fans’ that glom onto the background glass as the topic turns from something light and airy into something dark and depressing.
“… and that was Martha Stewart with tips on tart and tasty turnovers for the holidays. Thanks, Martha, that really looks delish. Matt, I understand you have some news for us?”
“Yes I do Katie. Sad news out of Kansas this morning. Today we learn the names of those involved in that horrible crash that killed fifteen children yesterday on their way to kindergarten. Their names are…”
:: Meanwhile, in the background, signs rage on, "WOO HOOOOO!! HOUSEMOMS FOR MATT!!.
From memory, the ruler of Terry Pratchett’s Ankh-Morporkh, who is known for letting people organise themselves (with just a little interference) just can’t stand mimes, who get placed in a pit where written on the wall is: “Learn the words” No-one knows why.
), whatever. Nobody forces you to watch these people enjoy themselves each day. It’s frivilous, and harmless.