This is why you're fat - what would you eat?

That’s it, I think I’ve been put off food for life, which might be good since I’m a big fatso.

I won’t speak for the other combos, but salty breakfast meat like sausage or bacon goes well with real maple syrup. The salt and sweet play off each other really well. Plus, barbecue sauce and other sweetened sauces play well with savory meat.