**Michael Jackson the Pedarast? What Do We Actually know?
Could I write a Military Thriller using internet sources for the technical details?
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**[Expletive deleted] the Majorities
That’s probably not a very good idea…
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Tell me something I don’t know
You don’t text message break up!
I hope you already knew that…
**Well, that was awkward…
You don’t text message break up! **
**Tell me something I don’t know
This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead
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Oh Noes! They said they’d retuuuuurrrnn!
Another conversation with God.
Tell me something I don’t know
What did he say?
**Fireworks
Well, that was awkward…
This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead **
Should’ve stuck with the ‘safe and sane’ kind.
Tell me something I don’t know
Spider builds life sized decoys to fool predators
Ask and ye shall receive.
**Medical question: What does one have when one poops oil?
“Bull Shit” in other languages **
**People you hate for no good reason.
The Surname “Hitler”. **
and anyone who uses it.
**The dumbest thing you’ve heard anyone say this week is…
I need to rent a goat **
Tell me something I don’t know
They Might Not Be Giants
You know, FYI…
Sarah the Quitter!
I quit my job and I end up in the cuckoo’s nest!
Last Nazi War Criminal To be Tried
Most spectacular way in which you or a coworker has quit or been fired from a job
Man, my last boss was a total nazi.
**What would you do?
Your favorite candy bar
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I don’t like Klondikes, actually.
**Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity
Human sperm created from stem cells **
**Where is The Human Race heading?
Narcissistic and borderline personality disorders
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**Michael Jackson’s Brain Missing?
Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video **
Anyone check the sink?
**The Jew Question
Best band name ever.
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**What’s mayo “supposed” to smell like?
Durian, the Evil Fruit
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Only if it’s left out in the sun…