**Stupid Baby Names
Storing fried onions**
Yep, that’s a bad baby name choice.
When is it appropriate for men to cry? (silly answers only, please).
Getting rid of books
*NOOOOO ! *< sobs >
Best band name ever.
Mollie Sugden’s dead.
** The dead contacting the living
Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know?
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**Is there any topic that’s too TMI for the Dope?
A Blood Clot of My Very Own **
Not even close.
** The real tragedy of Michael Jackson’s death is …
Fried pecan pie.
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**What unique clique nicknames do you remember?
Toilet bomb **
I do NOT want to hear how you got that nickname.
**Toilet bomb
Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video **
< adds “David Icke” to list of things to avoid googling >
**Philly swimming pool kicks out black kids, “doesn’t allow minorities”
If you’re white and all you can think about is how good blacks have it, you’re an idiot
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Pretty much sums it up.
**Favorite camping recipes
Truffle oil with eggs**
Well look at Mr. Fancypants
**Is there any topic that’s too TMI for the Dope?
Dopers, please reassure me **
Sorry to disappoint, but the answer is “no”.
**Names you don’t hear much these days
Did anyone else expect Michael Jackson to bust out of his coffin and moonwalk across the stage? **
:dubious:
**Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity
Michael Jackson back at Neverland ranch… in ghost form.
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Tell me something I don’t know - of dubious veracity
This just in: Sequential Threads are still dead
No they’re not! They’re just resting!
**Share your personal accomplishments
I quit my job yesterday. **
Is there any topic that’s too TMI for the Dope?
Toilet bomb
**really, exactly how DID Jackson become white all over his body?
plant extracts **
He wanted to be lily white.
Toilet bomb
NTSB report on Steve Fossett crash
Washing Out Your Brain after a David Icke Video
Michael Jackson’s Brain Missing?
really, exactly how DID Jackson become white all over his body?
In Norway you can go to the mall naked
Well, I can see the connection, but… 
The straight dope on Iams???
Are werewolves immortal?
Maybe werewolves that eat Iams are.
**Stupid Baby Names
Share what you know about Cozumel, Roatan and Belize **
I’ll share the fact that these are pretty stupid baby names.