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**Can people eat dog-food without ill effects?

The straight dope on Iams??? **

Anyone ever lay carpet? Is it something you can do yourself?
Man, I had one fucked up dream
Obama gets busted…

Dear Penthouse,

I was having this weird dream. I was hanging out at my house, doing nothing special, when there was a knock at the door. I opened the door to find an amazingly attractive carpet that happened to be a nymphomaniac. I was going to lay the carpet myself, but Obama showed up.

<snip>

And that’s when Michelle walked in…

Fat-ass (Grossbottom) and Jeff who shit in a thread just to pick on Lib.
Insurance company poopyheads
iTunes! Useless piece of SHIT!

Feeling scatalogical today, are we ?

So, my cats hate kangaroo mince
I may have just gotten my neighbor’s dog killed, and I don’t feel even a little guilty.

Do you think he’ll like dog mince any better?

** When do boys become dudes?

My soon-to-be husband is having his stag today.

**
Asked and answered

The Eastern Band of Cherokee is currently accepting only infants for membership
(Native) American Graffiti - A West Texas MMP

When do boys become dudes?
Dopefest-Dublin, Sunday, July 26th?

The Aesthetical Jesus - Part IV
The dead contacting the living

Prove it !

**Tin foil question
So What Is the Super Secret Bush Spy Program? **

Does it involve space aliens?

**Nostalgia: What would you bring back?
Kids swimming in pools
**
I like whiskers on kittens, too.

Man, I had one fucked up dream
The Famous Clinton Cigar

Where’s that “Is there any subject too TMI” thread…

This is a good last username posted/thread title combo:

**Hydrogen economy -> dead Earth? **
by WarmNPrickly

What has happened since 2000?
There is some pork in the fridge

** Holy moly! Strangers are about to invade my lady garden!
You ever have sex dreams about your friends?**

Well, make up your mind: Are these dreams about strangers, or about your friends?

**Artists with weird reputations who actually are weird
Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know?
**

Today’s My Birthday!
What will make me feel old tomorrow?

Then, a few minutes later:

What will make me feel old tomorrow?
What’s with old people

IMHO:

What is the most out of date substance you have used/ingested?

Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t

Should I Try Kava Kava?
In other words, evacuating the bowels.

You could just say “no”–you don’t have to be mean about it.

"I’m sorry BUT…"
I’ve been trying to think up funn fortune cookie fortunes

Well, just don’t let it happen again.

**Has anyone ever totally lost their shit where you work?
In other words, evacuating the bowels.
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