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**Blowjobs–women who won’t, women who don’t

I’m sick! What can I eat/drink to settle my stomach?**

**Kids swimming in pools
In other words, evacuating the bowels.
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**Why do I weigh more in the morning than at night?
Too pooped to pop…
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**So has anyone here ever attended a “cuddle party”?
For Those of Us Who Just Aren’t Into Social-Networking Websites **

Michael Jackson the Pederast? What Do We Actually know?
Where can I get my hands on some guavas?

Billie-Jean was not my guava…

**Maturity Test
What bras do **

Nyuk nyuk nyuk etc.

Name my wife’s new cafe!
Science education

The cooks can be dressed in lab coats, and the waitstaff could be dressed as technicians.

** Name my wife’s new cafe!

Anti-Racism Pill: Yay or Nay?
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Well, it’s idealistic, but it doesn’t quite work for me.

How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to?
How comfortable were/are Crocs?

She had a snappin’ pussy!

**What’s with old people
Women can fly helicopters! AMAZING!!! **

"Yeah, yeah, Grandpa, whatever. :rolleyes:
**John Carter of Mars News
Space documentaries **

So NASA faked all that probe data ?! Probably the military wanted to keep the existence of radium rifles secret . . .

Limericks anyone? (NSFW)
Anyone Here Been To Kamloops?

“There once was a man from Kamloops,
Who had a bad case of the poops…”

Eh, I got nothin’.

Hotdogging driver crashes into building
I was just in a big car accident. Am ok, but freaking out.

Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t
That is SO Emma and Jenny…

**Crappy, sensationalist reporting really pisses me off.

Ex-Marine With Chainsaw vs. Mountain Lion **

In reality, it was just a guy with a shotgun versus a feral cat.

** He[, God,] has the final say! [Witnessing. ed. title]

Calling All Bible Experts
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What Operating System does the Space Station use?
Why is there a giant Ferris Wheel in London?

Visual aid for those who haven’t seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

Cafe Society:

I just found out my wife thinks Severus Snape is hot
Who finds the success of Harry Potter depressing?

Ooh–sorry, dude. But, realistically, what are the chances of Alan Rickman actually swooping in to steal away your wife?

**Anal: Guys who don’t and women who won’t

Opinions on the Grand Canyon donkey rides**

**How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to?
Doing the Hand Jive: Questions about manicures
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**How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to?
Opinions on Grand Canyon donkey ride
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