**Gah. I hate breaking up.
Well THAT kicked my ass! **
Hey, breaking up is hard to do…
New Posts:
Opinions on Grand Canyon donkey ride
I want to sit in on a time-share sales pitch
Yeah, pretty much the same thing . . . sitting on your ass while heading into a big hole.
** Let’s Talk Pokemon!
What does your health care insurance cost you? **
Nurse Joy doesn’t come cheap
**What Is The Most Egregiously Sexist Act You Have Ever Seen?
Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t **
**Well THAT kicked my ass!
Something hit Jupiter?
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How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to?
Blowjobs–Women who Don’t and Women who Won’t
Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t
Wow - it’s like the Harmonic Convergence…
**Dear Pat Buchanan
I Am Displeased With iPod for Monopolising The MP3 Player Market
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Being stood up on a date – Why?
What kind of gun should I buy?
Experiences with Zoloft Withdrawal?
There’s a whole story in those three titles.
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What are the five worst television shows of all time?
Hell’s Kitchen!!!
Yes, it’s bad enough to occupy all five slots. Seriously.
** Dear Pat Buchanan
Anything else you motherfuckers need?
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Well?
Lagniappe, or a little something pleasant and unexpected in your day
Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t
SURPRISE!
**Alternativies to AAA?
The American “R” sound **
Hecik, I can do better than that, I have a whole alphabet you can use.
**Who Do You Want To Punch Out?
Phone Rage At “Extended Auto Warranty” Scammer**
Can’t blame you. I’d want to punch them out, too.
**Things I’ve Found On The Ground At Work.
More Swedish lesbians choose Danish sperm over hard to get Swedish spunk **
Yes, but they’ll probably be peeved with you when they find out you scraped it off the ground.
Anal–Guys who Don’t and Women who Won’t
Canine Prostate Cancer–Please tell me everything you know
More Swedish lesbians choose Danish sperm over hard to get Swedish spunk
Where Does She Come Up With This Stuff??
**Anything else you motherfuckers need?
The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes. **
I don’t even want to know what you want her for . . .
What’s with old people
If we took the bones out, they wouldn’t be crunchy
**Roman neopaganism-How would that work, exactly?
The dead contacting the living **
“This is your great great great . . . great grandfather speaking, a priest of Jupiter in life”
“Yes, ancient one ?”
“Praise Jupiter . . . and I’ll give you next week’s winning Lotto numbers.”
Phrases your (grand)parents used.
6 months in and still loving my netbook.
What’s with old people.
Seriously, I mean, using phrases about things that hadn’t been invented yet?