**Share your life goals
Just Say Something Nice **
I’d go for something a little more ambitious.
**How close were you to the person you lost your virginity to?
You get a time-out for being annoying as fuck
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So try not to be an annoying fuck. Especially when losing it.
How do your stools rate on the Bristol Stool Form Scale?
GQ- What are you an expert in?
Sounds like you really know your shit.
**What should I do in England?
Losing weight through running **
Need a comeback for glurge righty e-mail
The “I’m Not Straight, But…” Thread
**The “I’m Not Gay, But…” Thread
Who’s Taking the Bar This Week? **
If you know what I mean . . . 
**So Anyway, I’ve been Fired
I bet that one was new at the ER. **
"So this patient comes in, right, and his clothes are all burnt, and he tells me, ‘Doc, when my boss said he was going to fire me I didn’t think he meant it literally…’ "
**I bet that one was new at the ER.
How I nearly killed myself twice this week **
Creatively, by the look of it. 
Actors that can’t sing
Shatner does Palin
**They’re called ‘f*ck me’ shoes for a reason!
They’re called “bl*w job” boots for a reason! **
**Things to do in Bangkok?
Gender roles and violence **
But what’s #3?
Hi Opal?
Kayaker breaks world record going over 186 ft falls
I bet that one was new at the ER.
Will the Moller Skycar ever be ready?
Is this a real airplane?
Nope. 
** Husbands: are you like this?
Erections while cuddling/spooning
**
Damn straight!
** My coworkers talk so much and do no work
How not to get a job
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By working, evidently…
**Archie Andrews pops the question
Frodo, Sam, Meriadoc or Peregrin?
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It really can happen to anyone - unexpected infidelity.
ivorce!!
**CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel
All aboard! Train to hell leaving now!
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Just took advantage of Cash for Clunkers
Worst purchase I ever made.
or
Worst purchase I ever made.
Bizarre superyachts proposed