[QUOTE=Morbo]
What did the layer name his daughter? Sue.)
This one I don’t understand at all:QUOTE]
I can see how that would be annoying 
A co-worker stopped by with a magnet she had bought:
“All the coffee in Columbia won’t keep me awake today”
I cried a little for the who-knows-how-many-of-these are out there.
What do you call a robot with no job?
A stick.
There. Now it’s ready.
Er…of course the same typo would be on all of them. You don’t think they’re doing those suckers by hand, do you?
layer = lawyer 
Boy we used to. Popcicles cost $85 bucks each back then too…
How about a robot who cuts hay for a living to support his son, but has temporarily shut down?
A pop-sickle stick.
And your joke about him, which is a pop-sickle schtick.
Are they even allowed to print that joke? I seem to recall that Lucas (or his company) owns some sort of rights on the word “droid”, coined for the Star Wars movies. I’d think that a commercial use like this would fall under some sort of trademark infringement.
Oh yeah?
What’s a foot long and slippery?
A slipper
No, but I wanted to cut off the questions like “is ‘un’ there but just really faint” or “is it crooked” or some such. Still, there’s some guy on the production line that should be reading these and checking for accuracy and making the printing machine re-tack or something. Right? If you were a popsicle exec you wouldn’t want “fuck” instead of “luck” showing up on thousands of popsicle sticks, would you? These weighty issues keep me up at night.
If you haven’t heard that one, then you’re bound not to have heard its classmate:
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Or:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
As for the popsicle “joke”, I vote for Indistinguishable’s explanation.
This is why there are never any comic book characters named “CLINT”.
I vote for Terminus Est’s explanation.
I guess I need some of that coffee. What’s wrong with that?
There is no coffee grown in Columbia (DC) or British Columbia (Canada). It’s grown in Colombia, the country, in South America.
In high school, I had a couple of favorites that I used to write on little slips of paper and hand out to people (not my friends, because they swore they’d stop talking to me if I didn’t quit telling them lame jokes).
What’s Mary short for?
She’s got not legs!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One of them says to the other…
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
HAH!
Okay, Michaela’s getting that one with her breakfast tomorrow morning.
Ow…I just shot coffee out of my nose while reading that one.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ catholic.
I thought he was referring to the university.