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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I also must pee in the holes of a urinal, but not just one, I have to hit as many as possible before I finish.

When pissing in a dirty toilet I try to “BLAST” the filth away by exerting as much pressure as possible to leave a clean product.

All dumps must be a minimum of 20 minutes. No exceptions.

When walking on a tile floor each foot must fit within a square.

I recently thought of this one, and it is actually kind of gross. When I take a shower I always wash my ass before I wash my face. I don’t necessarily start with the ass nor do I go straight from the ass to the face, but I never wash my face first. It’s kind of like washing a car from the bottom up. Technically I could be covered in shit all day.

I always hit snooze 5 times in the morning and wake up at 6:38 every morning.

If I’m watching TV and want to change the channel, but can’t find the remote, I will spend an hour searching for the remote instead of just changing the channel by the TV.

I always push the button for the elevator even if someone else has pushed before me and it is lit up.

I’m sure some of you do this, but I always move my hand under the faucet waiting for the water to heat up. I think I do it because I think it makes it heat up quicker.

I have others, but I don’t think I’m ready to share the darker secrets…

However I will include my wife’s…

My personal favorite is the closet. All the hangers on my side have to be white and all the hangers on her side have to be blue. Don’t mess that up. Also the clothes need to be color coordinated.(All grays together, all white shirts together and so on and so forth…) Makes sense, but too much trouble for me.

You never use the guest towel. It looks like other towels, but it is for show only. If there is no towel and no one can get one for you use the toilet paper.

Well, that’s all for now, we have many more. I think we make the perfect couple. We’re both a little screwed up.

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Moderator’s note:

To my best recollection this is the first time anyone has equated the SDMB with normalcy. Raving, bay-at-the-moon individualists, maybe but NORMAL…?

Sorry, got distracted.

Since this thread isn’t Debate Light or a poll I’m moving it over to MPSIMS.

TVeblen
for IMHO

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Dude, you’re not abnormal. You’re just a guy. I do everything you listed above, with the exception of washing my ass first as a rule. Everything else, that’s me baby. Drives the SO nuts.

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First off, macdaddy; I think you meant to say ‘normality’.

Secondly, I see anal tendencies riding on the coattails of your OCD.

Hi, Opal!

Here’s a gratuitous smiley for making your first post: :slight_smile:

(smiley interjected to blow smoke to cover MY anal tendencies)

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Every hole in the urinal. Hadn’t thought of that one before. Damn. A new obsession. A new obsession. tic tic My main man, macdaddy my main man. tic tic new obsession urinal urinal gotta go.

How about flushing in mid-pee and seeing if you can beat the flush?

Walking back home via the same route so the invisible string doesn’r get tangled?

:smiley:

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Nope, it’s a word, truthbot.
From Dictionary.com:

nor·mal·cy (nôrml-s)
n.

Normality.

You’re on your own about the urinal stuff, though.

Veb

(Edited because then I blew the spelling on “urinal”. 'Scuse me, gonna slink off now…)
[Edited by TVeblen on 04-15-2001 at 05:47 PM]

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I must color in all the "0"s on my desk calander before the end of the month - however, I cannot color them in before the date has past.
macdaddy - do you mean to say that you sit on the toilet for no less than 20 minutes when you poop? Don’t your legs fall asleep? :slight_smile: My philosophy on that one is if IT isn’t out of there in 5 minutes -it aint gonna happen so just go ahead and move on to other business. :smiley:

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I do things in multiples of four. sixteen is my favourite number.