Enough with the terrible jokes. Why don’t we transform this into a game thread or something?
Why can’t you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas?
He’s got sandy claws.
Not sure if I told that right.
How bad can you tell a joke?
Crap! Too late to edit! That should have been … what’s brown and *sticky[/t]
:smack:
Can’t go past the classics…
What’s brown and stinky?
A stick!
I generally avoid games with spoilers, just because I don’t know how to format a spoiler. Or strike throughs. Somebody asked in a thread how to do spoilers, but that never got answered. Now watch, some idiot will do a spoiler, just to show off.
I love games with things like spoilers. I understand that some people don’t know how to format them, but those people are idiots.
That’s why threads with riddles or “guess the punchline” don’t really work well here. Every post has spoiler tags in it.
Newsflash, not everyone knows how to do spoilers. It’s not like we’re all proficient at HTML.
I guess I’m the only tech-disabled person here. Y’all so smart:)
If you want to do that, just use a spoiler. It’s simple.
I don’t know how to put it in a more discreet way, so fair warning:
SPOILER***
SPOILER***
SPOILER***
There was no cheating: the two lumberjacks were married to each other, since one of them happened to be a female.
I don’t get it. Is this like the one where a doctor says he can’t operate on someone because it’s his son, but the doctor is not the kid’s father? And the doctor is the kid’s mother? Is it like that?
Is that even legal in the Pacific northwest?
I call shenanigans. Next thing you’re going to say is that Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song was based on a true story. :dubious::rolleyes::dubious::rolleyes:
I say every song, without exception, is based on some element of truth.
Panache, can you explain music to me? In one sentence.
Hey Beckdawrek, you should ask a dumb question of the wrong person.
On this other forum I’m on, there’s a thread that challenges posters to do stupid things. Think we should do that here?