That is, unless you the viewer decide to take an active role in your environment, and donate something interesting and entertaining to make it stand out from the crowd.
Come on, are you just going to sit there and let this thread die, like an unlucky squirrel hit by a vehicle and left writhing in the gutter? Or are you going to help it thrive, like a bunny on viagra, or a cat with a mouse farm?
Save a thread and make a difference.
I got nothin’.
It’s Natural Selection, man. 
I’m stewing some beef in beer (Leffe Dubbel). It smells heavenly.
Wait, what was this thread about? 
Kittehs will save this from death. Hang on…
True, but with the right combination of synaptic firing and pixel configuration, this thread could evolve into a wondrous beastie like never before seen. Or not.*
I want a refund! That first one was way too big to be a kitteh! Shouldn’t kitties be palm-sized, ideally?
OK, here’s your refund…
Really?
In that case I got nothing
Now that’s more like it. Awww… 
I’d say that was more of a katteh, than a kitteh. Or is ‘kitteh’ a catch-all term for anything feline nowadays? Is this just a very big kitteh, or are you stretching the definition to pimp your cat pics? 
I get the feeling from the internet that kitteh is a catch-all term for felines of all ages.
The kitteh video I sent you is of a ‘teenage’ kitteh. His human equivalent would be a lanky fourteen year old boy.
Um, you know Charles Darwin posted about finding The Madagascar Star Orchid and speculated on the moth with an 11" proboscis on the Straight Dope in 1862, don’t you?
CREATIVELY PROFANE AND DEMENTEDLY VITRIOLIC DENUNCIATION OF CATS, PIE AND CECIL ADAMS.
Now just sit back and let the replies roll in. 
Seven hours and nary a breathe. Is it time to call the priest yet?
We’re just waiting for an eleven inch proboscis, is what we’re doing here.
I too am not leaving until I see this moth with an 11" conk ! Methinks Charley D. was pulling a fast one there.
See page 9 on this PDF.
All threads die a lonely death, ignored and forgotten in some dusty dank corner of the Dope, like a ratty rag doll whose button eyes are long gone, tattered and dusty and covered with cobwebs, no longer loved, a sad pathetic memento from a happier time.
How bout a Kitler to spice things up?
Not this thread!
< coos gently to thread > There, there. He didn’t mean it.
Could be a game thread, but it lacks substance even for that. Closed.
