The threads that are always there, but you never look in

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Anything with MMP in the title

They seem to be popular, based on the number of posts, but you just never bother clicking 'em, do you?

Anything political that’s obviously nonobjective.

Things that look potentially disgusting:

What is this thing that came out of my nose (pics)

Things that look tewwibly cute:

New kitteh! (pics!)

Anything about anyone/anyone’s pet dying. I just can’t handle it. I stay far, far away.

If it’s more than a few pages long before I get there, nope.

Sequential threads. Well, I looked once years ago, but it apparently wasn’t that compelling.

Any TMI. No thanks.

Pit threads where someone is being called out. Not interested.

Threads started by specific individuals - I’ve learned who to avoid.

I try (& often fail) to avoid any thread about circumcision.

Threads in the OP- no, I never look in those. Or in the kitten threads, sequential threads, anything dealing with Aragorn/The Ring/Return of the King/that whole subject, anything with “(long)” in the title, or anything written by certain individuals who shall remain nameless.

Me too. I don’t even mouse-over.

I feel really bad because I really really mourn for the loss of pets, and I know how awful the OPs must feel. But I just can’t handle it. I read a post on another board about someone’s dog dying, like 7 years ago when my dog was a pup, and I couldn’t sleep for a week.

For anyone who ever posts about losing a pet - I’m so sorry for your loss. I just can’t tell you.

The Order of the Stick – what is that?

And OPs by certain people.

MMP: My Kitteh just loves Return of the King (long)
Euphonious Polemic

Me too. And people were so sweet when my dog died, but I’m sorry, I can’t do it.

Those. And I’ll throw in anything with “feud” in the title.

I know what it is, but I don’t go into those threads either, because I can’t imagine how a stick-figure comic strip about role playing games warrants such obsession, and I don’t want to dip my toe in to find out in case I get drawn in too.

Oh, obsession is most definitely warranted. That shit’s hilarious.

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[head explodes]

It has been said but Sequential Threads. I looked once and it was like an advertisement where some guy gets kicked in the balls or something- obvious, not funny and a resort for someone with the mind of an adolescent.

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World of Warcraft General Discussion Thread

Anything MMP

Anything mini-rants

Anything sequential threads

Anything LotR/Serenity/Firefly/LOST

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