What the hell is this thread about anyway? I think we need more descriptive thread titles.
name this thing Right Said Thread.
You people are out of control. I think this thread belongs in the Pit now.
Moderator please move this thread.
I burning your thread!
I just didn’t want this thread (name forthcoming) to be pointless.
Upon further consideration, I retract my Point and instead will refer all and sundry to TJdude825’s entry (if quizzed upon the Point of this tread (which I probably won’t be)).
this thread confuses me
this thread confuse me
So he goes outside, ties himself around himself, and carefully unravels both ends of himself.
Then, he goes back into the bar and orders a double bourbon.
Bartender: “Hey, didn’t I just tell you we don’t serve threads? Are you a thread?”
Thread: “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.”
I suppose barbecued thread might be tasty, but don’t you think it would be, well… kinda stringy? :dubious:
Removing the lowercase letter “m” from my varsity chest [ouch! Where the heck is my sweater?], I subtly change the word “thread” to “fire monkey underpants.”
It’s a word
It’s a plan
It’s Letterman! weeknights after your local news
As this thread reaches out into the vastness of ideas beyond reality to keep its mission on track (which is as far off-track as possible) it is finding the strain almost unbearable. At times the direction and flow work marvelously in a fractal and tangential way so that the connections are not apparent and perhaps even non-existent.
Then, as with most human endeavor, it becomes like water swirling around a big rock in the stream of consciousness, where eddies will form as the waters struggle to keep going but the attraction of the rock holds them back until they almost sink into the abyss from convoluted connectedness.
Let’s toss the rock that has bound us to the whirlpool of sense, and seek things that have virtually no apparent connection to each other.
This thread seeks freedom! This thread wants new life and energy.
Make mine filet of aardvark tongue. I’m hungry for that slight aftertaste of ant.
Perhaps if we tried something a little different :wink :wink . How about if I tie you up with this thread?
I’d just break loose and hide behind this pomegranate. Then what would you do with your thread?
Is this thread aware of this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=206888
And what is this thread going to do about it? Or is it apples and oranges?
The main thing is to catch and banish the threadkiller before he or she has a chance to strike.
The best safeguard against a threadkiller is a threadsaver.
Never be the last to post! (A new bumper sticker for the brave.)
We’re not worrying at all!
We’re just listening for his call…
Here I come to save This Thread!
We know that ThisThreadSaver’s saving thread!
**You can help save This Thread by linking to This Thread in other threads that you post to! **
Better yet, link to this thread from every other thread.
Okay, okay! No need to shout, dammit. The cotton tufts were just getting settled in for naps and you woke them up. Mama Thread is NOT PLEASED.
You might even say she’s fit to be tied.
(Man, am I ON or what?!?!?)
“I never met a thread I didn’t like.” – Twill Rogers.
Happy Trails To You – Rope Rogers