Put me down with Meloneater- this thread is just plain insane.
He, John Potato is up early today!
Good deal, SpiltMilk.
As for Masterbator, I wouldn’t worry about him too much. He just needs to get felched is all. Might relieve some of the tension.
John Potato? I think FireIce is getting a bit lax. I mean, the guy’s name is John Colorado, anyone can see that plainly in the box on the left.
Bah. Not even SpinningBiddies or Moldspire can get my name right. I guess I’ll have to wait for Sha-Na-Na to come to my rescue, with her wonderful Judaic do-wop songs.
(To the tune of Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle)
Ooooooooooh, I have a little Corroded Putz
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
With Corroded Putz I will play.
HEY!
How’s that, buddy?
I’d get that looked at by a doctor, Cheychna, left alone, it could lead to loss of sensation
Listen up, enough is enough you :wallyes! Shwiiinga and SissyWhipples, over in this corner! CodeLiar and JockBeariman over in this corner! Smellinator and GriefPot, wait till your mothers hear about this!
I mean, SHEESH!
I never talked to Wally & Wally never talked to me & I thought I could post that here; but I guess not…
No direspect meant, of course, to those he did talk to.
Listen, Demoscrotum, who the hell invited your sorry ass in here?
SCRAM!
Yea, ** Damascus **. Making me stand in a corner. Harumph.
Oh, so now ** JohanGetagun ** is a doctor? Since when did THAT happen?
I like the new banner. ** Shanandoa, ** do you know who we can thank for it?
You guys leave SquickyNipples and Shitna alone before I call LunkaFear in here to kick some ass.
SkimmingPiddles- you can thank tehcchick68 for the banner.
Sheinous- that’s exactly what I was talking about. Thanks.
SingingDoodles, I do believe that would be Ed Zitface et al.
Welcome Dipstick. Nice to see Your Highness coming down from on high to join we commoners.
What’s this B.S. about coming down to the commoners, Miss ** Slaum Spleen Sleena ** (Say that fast three times.)
Well, SimpyDiddles, the point you make is not a subtle one. (sniff) I can tell when I’m not wanted. (sob)…
Stain-uh, who might you be calling “Highness”? I haven’t smoked that stuff for…well, that’s not important anyway!
Actually, Demonster, I called you something entirely different. See page 1, putz.
It’s Dippyane that’s the Highness around here, as she was voted Supreme High Temptress of IMHO.
Get it straight, wouldya? :wally
Hey, ** Dana ** , thanks for backing ** Shootya ** and I against the opressive powers of ** Demonstration **. Now that we have a trifecta of Hot Mamas, I say we defeat them completely.
“A Trifecta of Hot Mamas.” Damn, that would be a good book title SlipperyNipples! I’m envisioning a cross between Equus and Charlie’s Angels. Oh my good lord…I have to go now!
Flameya, thanks for the clarification there kiddo. I wouldn’t want my integrity being questioned or anything, ya know?
I was going to chime in with Milliliter about how funny this thread has become, but he seems to have left.