Coldfire 12-6-00 17:31
Wally!! I just added you. You never told me you had ICQ, you Putz 
I had to read Shanya’s thread to find this out!
Oh well. Feel free to add me as well. I’m assembling a huge collection of Idiotic Canuck Posters. I already had CanadianSue and Moosie - it was only fair I added you as well 
Coldfire / Jasper
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Coldfire 13-6-00 3:37
Wally! It’s Coldfire here 
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:38
Hi pal
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:38
So, how come you never told me you had ICQ? Huh? HUH??? 
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:39
I just got it Coldy. Still learning how to use it
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:40
Great! Now we can bullshit off ALL the spare time we have. We don’t even have to bother the other 7000 posters with it 
So how’s things?
Mind you, it’s almost time to go to bed over here. It’s 3:35 am, and I may be young, but I still require some 4 hours of sleep 
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:42
I was out of town. just got back. I have to go again on Thursday. I hate out of town work
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:42
Just wait untill the boss sends you to that conference in Amsterdam. I’m sure you’ll manage 
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:43
Coldy, sometimes I wish I had a boss. I have my own business
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:44
Great! What do you do?
Don’t tell me you restore vintage Harleys 
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:46
I install, service and rebuild plastic manufacturing machinary. I only have 2 emplyees, but I manage to eke out a living
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:48
Hmmm… are these the machines that are used to make, e.g., those plastic garden chairs and dumpsters? Somehow, this is different than the image I had from you, reading the boards and all 
Still, I always admire entrpreneurs.
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:49
No, these machines are called blow moulders. They make plastic bottles
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:50
- Thinking about all the jokes one could come up with re: “Blow Moulders” *
I see… hey, what’s the deal with that “WebMasterUSA” character? Did you see the response to that thread about Bratman using your gerbil story? Am I paranoid, or do we have another troll idiot on our hands?
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:51
Yeah, I saw that. An obvious troll, if you ask me. And if we both think so, it’s a sure thing. Your radar is seldom wrong, Coldy
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:53
It would appear so… check out his reaction to my seemingly innocent question in the IMHO “posters with 2 usernames” thread. Ah well… we’ll deal with him. First thing in the morning, when I hit the office!
Which is to say I have to log off now. With some luck, I’ll get some 4 hours of sleep now 
I’m sure we’ll be using this medium more often though. Say hi to Amy from me, and I’ll talk to you later!
WallyM7 13-6-00 3:54
Okay, Coldy. Take care.
Coldfire 13-6-00 3:54
I will, not to worry 
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Coldfire 14-6-00 3:03
Well, well. Look what the cat brought in 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:03
Hi, pal. I just got in the door. How are ya?
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:05
Pretty good! Well, on my last legs, really. Again, the clock reads 3am! Good thing I already had a a short nap earlier in the evening 
How’s things in Toronto? Oh, there’s a nice personal ad for you in MPSIMS 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:06
How the hell do you manage it Coldy. If I don’t get 6 hours I’m useless.
So Moosie has an ad for me. I have to take a look.
I love how you put her on the spot
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:08
Hey, the little brat deserved it 
I’m expecting some severe payback though. Oh, and my total sleep is usually between 5 and 6 hours per 24 hours period. I’m just highly irregular in WHEN I sleep. I’m sure that this ability will diminish when the years add up. I’ll just enjoy it while it lasts 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:09
You’re right. As you get older, you won’t be able to carouse like you do now.
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:10
Well, you can, but then again, you’d need a new ticker every 5 years 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:11
LOL! Don’t I know it. In my younger days I could play cards all night, go to work and do it again the next night,
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:13
So how is the heart anyway? Still problem free?
Isn’t it amazing when you realise the complexity of such an operation? Well, to us normal folks anyway. For a doctor, it’s probaby the same as rewiring a vaccuum cleaner. But then with more blood and goo.
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:14
Well, I saw a heart operation on TV a couple of weeks ago, and although I was interested, I couldn’t sit through it. What a mess!
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:15
Yeah, it’s a butchers job alright… hey, MoosieGirl says hi! She’s going to add you as well. Am I on your contact list yet? Do you even know what I am talking about?
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:16
Great! I’m going to put you on my list right now
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:17
Cool… if you need any help with ICQ, don’t hesitate to ask anything.
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:18
Okay. I’ve got Moosie here, so I’m talking to both of you at the same time
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:18
We could even get into an ICQ chat room with all three of us… but I won’t bore you with too much technicalities just yet 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:19
Yeah, I’m still groping with this thing, but you know us guys, We never read the help files
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:20
Fuck no! And we don’t know what a road map is either 
Press all buttons, hope nothing explodes. My motto.
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:22
Mine too. I just keep clicking until something happens. Sometime it even works out okay
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:29
Do I pop up on your list? I should, if all is well.
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:30
Yep. It’s all systems go. My life is now complete -
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:30
I should think so. Nice background colour you got there 
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:32
It blends with the putzcycle
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:32
Sure does… FWIW, I like that bike. Looks great, no matter what they say.
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:34
Hey, thanks Coldy. I think I need a new engine though. I’m sure the original is not worth rebuilding
Coldfire 14-6-00 3:34
Are the parts hard to get? It’s a 69 right?
WallyM7 14-6-00 3:35
Yes. 1969 electra glide Flat Head. Parts are almost impossible to find
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Coldfire 15-6-00 2:28
Jesus. Whenever I’m getting ready for bed, this maniac shows up 
You’ve got a lot of reading to do… it was national troll day 
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:28
What happened now?
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:29
Oh, check the pit. This WebMasterUSA character went berserk.
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:29
Oh, I saw that. He went completely off the deep end.
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:30
It’s no fun. You get all ready for a big-ass flame, and they do it all themselves. Us TrollHunters are such an underrated group of posters 
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:33
LOL! He says he’s going to sign on with yet another name. We’ll never figure out who he is, though. He’s too smart for us.
Damn, I didn’t know you were an undercover troll agent. I take back all the jokes I fired at you. What was I thinking. I love Rush.
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:35
Forget about Rush. That was all part of the undercover job. I really am into the Back Street Boys 
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:36
Ha! good one. What about this fucknut Show_biz? He’s another asshole
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:37
Seems so. Hell, he badmouthed me! He must be suicidal at least 
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:37
I suggested he take you to the pit. Apparently, he’s stupid, but not crazy
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:38
Yeah. He didn’t even respond to that thread anymore. Oh well. I’ll bet you good money we’ll hear from him again really soon.
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:40
Why do these assholes come on board and start a fight with the most experienced posters? Do they think they’re going to get a pat on the back for it? It’s a mystery to me
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:41
It’s completely beyond me as well. They must be:
a) masochistic;
b) very bored.
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:43
It used to be fun flaming the assholes, but lately it’s becoming a chore. Still, I’m compelled to do it for fear that they’ll overun the board
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:44
Same here. PutzHunters Ltd. might be free as a TM name 
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:46
I wonder what these people are like in real life? How can you have any friends if you’re an ignorant stupid moron?
Coldfire 15-6-00 2:48
That’s the point: they have none. That’s why they choose an anonymous medium to harras good people who are just relaxing and having fun.
Hey, Wally: I gotta go to bed now. I’m dead tired, and the alarm bell rings in 5 hours again 
Catch you later mate!
WallyM7 15-6-00 2:48
Take care, my pal. Talk to you again