See, if I were vain (and not Humble), I might think that people may have mentioned my name on the boards, and therefore I would do a search (a vanity search) on my user name, bringing up all threads where the words “humble” and “servant” appear, such as this one. Or, SPOOFE, if he searched on his name, might bring up a thread where the word “spoofery” appears, not that he would ever do anything like that.
Oh. That introduces some problems, were I actually interested. I mean, got to search on elucidator and Elucidator. As well as 'luci, luc, shithead, scumbucket, fucktard…
Sure, I’m vain. But I’m lazy.
Don’t forget asshole. You’ve got to search for that too!
Why, oh why, won’t anybody think of the assholes??
'Cause all they do is spew a bunch of shit.
We’d still have dolts, loonies, boneheads, knuckle-draggers, attack dogs, jackasses, and troglodytes, wouldn’t we? Would that be enough, or would we have to import some leet-speakers and trolls?
All subclasses of the general category ass holes. We have to have some diversity around here. We can’t all be rational, well informed and erudite thinkers of the sort contributing to this high-minded and generally elevated thread.
That may be explained by the fact that Minty is originally from Iowa.
Nope. I just went to law school there.
Well, now, Minty, I’m sure he didn’t mean nothin’ by it.
In the summer of 1967 the faculty of the University of Iowa College of Law got together for their annual post bar exam Bar-B-Q and self examination. The universal conclusion was that the class of 1967 was as sorry a bunch of underachievers and potential ne’er-do-wells as the college has seen in its long and proud history. “We can never let this happen again,” said the faculty “we must raise admission standards and promote diversity among out students or we are going to be the laughing stock of the legal educators club.”
The answer, to recruit students from other states, to include even the odd Texan who can’t get into UT Law, and give those people a world class legal education at a discount as a gift from the honest taxpayers of Iowa and then send these fine young people out into the world to stick a finger in the eye of justice, never to see the Tall Corn State again. And so it was done. The U of I Law School pulled itself into the top 25 of the Newsweek survey and out friend Minty Green came up from the coastal plains to become a real honest to God lawyer with an appreciation of mass produced Mid-western beer. All because the Iowa Law class of 1967 was a bunch of draft dodgers, rounders, pseudo-intellectuals and dullards. Our friend need to give credit where credit is deserved.
Spavined Gelding
Iowa Law, 1967
Well, yes, but they do have other uses…
I can’t imagine that you have any other use, pervert, or in fact any use at all.
There seems to be a quota of 2 entering 1L’s with undergrad degrees from UT each year, and I can attest that both of us in my class never had to pay a dime in law school tuition. That’s bad news for the student loan folks, but excellent news for my daughter and her own college fund. Thanks for underachieving, SG!
“Even the mediocre are entitled to a little representation.” – Sen. Roman Hruska (Rep., Nebr.) in the Senate hearings on the confirmation of G. Harrold Carswell
It seems to me that the ass holes, and the mediocre, have more than adequate voice and representation, the late and not much lamented Senator Hruska’s opinion notwithstanding.
You and Minty may or may not find it humorous that I mis-recalled the quote, until I looked it up, as being by the late Hon. Bourke B. Hickenlooper, who was, I found, also an alumnus of U.I. Law (1922). 
I recall the line as coming from Hruska. It might well have come from old Burk, the only US Senator whose name sounded like a fart in a bathtub. We have had out share of reps for the mediocre and for the assholes in this state. H R Gross comes to mind, to say nothing of our current Congressmen Rep Nussle and Rep King.
That should, of course, read “our share.”
Same here - it wasn’t from an Iowan, but a neighbor from Nebraska. Anecdotage.com sez