This "waste" of space...

is on TV in my town!

http://www.nashvillescene.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?story=This_Week:Columns:Desperately_Seeking_The_News

The whole town is laughing it’s ass off.

Rumor has it, his co-workers “manufactured” some sewage, & filled the water carafe on his desk, so he could learn the difference!