There are repports of attempted lynchings over suspected Penis Thefts by sorcery in the Congo:
But apparently there is a real problem with thefts fro sperm banks in India:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080422/D9074O4O0.html
I’d heard about penis thefts in Africa years ago, but I didn’t realize it was still going on. You could probably make buig money selling counter-spells, or a Kryptonite Penis Lock, or something.
I have to wonder if anyone in the Congo doesn’t do strong drugs. Penis thefts, cows turning into women and back into cows, witch burnings or death beatings, and other weird nonsensical crap seam to be the norm for there.
Black magic shrank my penis. At least, that’s how I’m explaining it from now on.
Sorry Mangetout, there’s no counter-spell either. Once you go black, you never go back.
[Santana] Got a black magiked penis.
Got a black magiked penis.
I’ve got a black magiked penis,
Got me so small I can’t screw.
That it’s a black magiked penis
It’s trying to make it felt inside of you. [/Santana]
When discovering a really small penis…
“There I was, there I was, in…the Congo.”
from: Bud Dry Commericial, 1990’s and a line used every time we play Risk, the game of world domination, and place armies in…the Congo.
A witch once turned my penis into a newt…
Was it good for you?
… It got better…
That line might work for you…
My first response was… “I want to see!!”
I defer to the appropriate authorities on the matter.
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It’s detachable…
Very small rocks off.
Source: Reuters
You just can’t make up this stuff.
Apparently penis theft is rampant in the Congo.
Heads up, guys. 
This is the third thread about this today. 
Well, it’s a huge topic! I would think most men would worry about shrinkage!
No need here baby. 
Here’s a sentence I never expected to type: “For your convenience, I’ve merged all the penis stealing threads.”
Whew! Thank God you caught this before Penis Ensued!