Thongs

My take on this is, since my underwear is going to creep ANYWAY, I’d rather have a quarter-inch strip of stretchy fabric “in there” than two inches of bunched up cotton.

An aside: does anyone but (pun intended) me have one buttcheek smaller than the other, resulting in routinely getting one’s knickers in a twist, literally?

I’ve tried wearing thongs, and they’re just not for me. Maybe I have an ass that repels regular-undie-creep, but I don’t get wedgies with regular undies. I hate the feeling of butt floss.

well, i’ve been looking thru my digital pics, and I’ve one completely starkers (so that’s out of the question), one where you can see my thong sticking out over black pair of trousers, so you can’t really make out much.
I know I’ve a hard copy pic somewhere with me in black bra and thong and a pair of red pumps.
I’ll see if i can scan that one in.

:slight_smile:

If I’m satisfied with that one, I’ll mail it to you.
It’s a profile shot, so maybe not completely satisfacory, come to think of it…

I think the main problem with wedgies is that they only creep on one side. Nothing’s more annoying than having one cheek covered and the other uncovered. As for a thong, it depends on your butt. I love thongs and I long to wear them. They are truly comfortable. The only problem is that they tend to be more uncomfortable is you have a larger butt. Since I’ve gained a lot of weight recently, thongs just aren’t comfortable anymore. My main reason for trying to lose weight is wanting to wear thongs again.

Oh, by the way, there are two kinds of thongs. Regular thongs with a quarter of an inch or more of material in the crack are evil. G-strings usually have only a thin piece of material and you can’t even feel them.

** elfje ** Oooh Oooh I’m all of a dither, listen I don’t mind if you are starkers, I promise not to look at your face or ::erm:: other parts.

Believe me I’m satisfied (almost)

says another prayer, genuflects,crosses fingers AND toes and waits expectantly

OK. The guys are hornily going on about the sexual wonders of thongs. Are you thinking about models in thongs? Or have you actually seen a regular woman in a thong? Just wondering, because a lot of real women are maybe a few pounds overweight, most have some cellulite on their bums…is it still sexy when they wear thongs?

I promise I’m asking a valid question. I’ve often though about wearing thongs, but have the few extra pounds and the cellulite. D’ya think my man might get a kick out of me wearing a thong despite that? Hmm…

I hate thongs. Terribly uncomfortable. I don’t think my butt is that big, in re: congodwarf’s post.

I have no butt, and thongs are as uncomfortable as all get-out. I fail to see how anyone could find them comfortable, but I can see how you could get used to them. Personally I prefer to know all my bases (and cheeks) are covered, thankyouverymuch.

I beg to freakin’ differ.

WOMEN, now, WOMEN look good in thong underwear. If guys want to wear the things, well, far be it from me to dictate your nether garments of choice, boys.

But some of us know the uncomfortable truth.

** SuperLorie ** Well there’s only one way to find out isn’t there. As for being a few pounds overweight I wouldn’t worry about that because he more than likely is as well.

I will of course vet any pics should you still feel a bit uncomfortable about it :smiley:

(hand shoots up)

II think it would be a better world if more women would wear thongs and other sexy articles, even if they aren’t built like Britney Spears. From my own observation it seems that many women, having put on 10 or 15 pounds, will decide they must henceforth wear boring slacks and the like.

I’ve gotta concur with Spectre here, and let me elaborate. Women can be sexy (and dress sexily to good effect) at well upwards of 200 pounds, with three conditions: they’ve gotta have a pretty face, they’ve got to have basically the right proportions, only larger (a woman who adds 70 lbs. evenly can still be hot, but it won’t work as well if it’s all on her belly and/or hips), and most important, she’s got to have the attitude. She’s got to believe she’s a hot item. And if she does, guys will generally pick up on it and believe it too.
But going back to the wedgie business: as a male jockey-short wearer, I’ve never in my life had a problem with underwear fabric trying to work its way up my crack. Is there something about women’s underwear that gives it more of a tendency to do this? Inquiring minds want to know.

I can wear thongs for a few hours if I’m just sitting around, but if I’m actually doing stuff, and eventually if I’m just lounging, they start to shift. That means they wind up right against my rectum and perineum, and they start to chafe. Oh my gawd, does that hurt.

With my string bikinis, though, I never have any problems with shifting or riding up. They come all the way under my cheeks, far enough over to the side that what’s sticking out is more hip than buttock anyway, and straight up. No cheek quartering, no creeping, no wedgies. A line in some clothes, probably, but if a panty line offends you, quit staring at my ass.

At last! The truth about thongs! Not every woman likes them!

When I first started wearing thongs, I found it hard to believe the you-don’t-even-know-you’re-wearing-them stories: I seemed to spend an inordinate amount of time with my hand down the back of my pants sifting them about. I only persisted out of a bloody-minded desire to not be beaten by a piece of underwear.

Now I wouldn’t dream of wearing anything else, and am never aware of them. It’s like wearing no underwear, only more hygenic.

A “no panties” girl here… unless it’s that time of the month.

But every man does…on women :wink:

I had a girlfriend who had some meat on her bones and I loved her in thongs because she loved them and felt comfortable in them. Mmm.

I have to go now.

Thong swimsuits are even better-plus you get tanned in the right places!