That’s much better spogga… now about those pics, how much were you thinking of?
Well Spogga, me being a girl that always adheres to Rule 1(a), I will do as you bid. You’re just gonna have to wait a few more hours… (nothing like building to a huuuuge crescendo!) 
Wendy, if I where you I wouldn´t talk about naked pics and nudie crescendos at the same time. Something about a huge groing just seems like to much a tease.
On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes.
Wendy, if I where you I wouldn´t talk about naked pics and huge crescendos at the same time. Something about a huge groing just seems like to much a tease.
On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes.
I didn´t send that double post. My freudian twin sent the non-proofread copy. I formally deny any invlovement with that post.
Man. You could practically start a cyberporn career, here.
“As Seen On The Straight Dope Message Board!!!”
G’day me little beauty, I’m off to jolly old work shortly and confidently expect said pics to be waiting for me after I have finished trudging the cold lonely streets.
Have a tinnie on me
Surely you are mistaken Chavardz? I didn’t say anything about naked pics! I guess the use of the word “crescendo” was a poor choice, on reflection :eek: I retract that statement 
As for the double post, I thought that was to reinforce your point!
Master Wang-Ka, I can assure you I will certainly not venture into a cyberporn career here or anywhere else! I am waaayyy too much of a lady! 
Well, spogga. the said pic is probably waiting for you right now. Once having laid your eyes upon my feminine form, you will no doubt want to get back out and trudge those cold and lonely streets in the hope of erasing the visual image from your mind forever evil laugh
Also, cheers (having a tinnie right now) 
OK spogga, you should have received it. Now, you realise that you have to return the favour. I expect to receive your pic post-haste!
really?
my bf’s an engineer…
never heard him complain!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!
What the hell have I done to deserve this?
Now now, Chavardz, just take your medication and all will be well, once again! Oh, and of course, don’t forget to have a drink or five!
Can’t, remember? No drinks till wednesday night.
That’s right! I forgot (I must drink too much LOL)… Well if it’s any consolation, I’ll have a couple for you.
It’s actually not. I’m having fried rice and a beer would be too good for words.
P.S. You are evil!
Sent an e-mail your way
Yes, thankyou, received, read and responded
Evil?.. Me?.. Nah! You’ve got the wrong wendyrules, I’m afraid!
I could have sworn I had the right one. Sorry to have bothered you, I’ll go look for the evil one someplace else!
Yep, you’re right. The evil one wears glittering G-strings and jewel-encrusted thongs! attempts to bring topic back into existence
Glittering G-Strings and Jewel-encrusted thongs?
Did you just come from the Babes with swords thread?