Hehehe! No I didn’t Chavardz! I looked in there a couple of days back, but to be honest THAT place doesn’t do a thing for me! :rolleyes:
I’ve been in from work about 45 mins, had a couple of sandies made a coffee…and no pic!!! what’s going on?
At last! Spogga the gods have seen fit to chastise you for your good fortune and have decided to pluck the e-mail form cyberspace. Or the mail servers acting up again. Any of those two.
Excuse me, has anyone here seen an evil wendyrules around here? I really need to find her…
CAVARDZ: I’ve emailed wendyrules, no answer thus far and I’m devastated, DEVASBLOODTSTATED I tell you 
Actually, I spoke to her some hours ago, I think she’s still asleep, it being the early morning over there.
But she’s not the evil wendyrules…
I MUST find the eeevil one.
…and you haven’t submitted to the calendar why?
HEY OPAL: The pic that elfje sent me is more than suitable for the calendar., not to much on display[ but enough]
Ask her nicely to send it to you as well, which then means that everyone who gets the calendar sees what I thought was a private thing 'tween me and her.
Humph!!
I’m the opposite. I like thongs (which usually have 3/4 inch to an inch wide strap) and hate g-strings. G-strings tend to not have enough of a crotch to them, and they ride forward. NOT comfortable! Thongs, on the other hand, have a decent crotch to them and “sit in place” where they’re supposed to be.
For those who aren’t “in the know” here is a diagram I actually made several years ago: http://fff.fathom.org/pages/opalcat/thong-gstring.gif
I used to have to wear “industrial strength” thongs for work when I was dancing, and even those got comfortable once I got used to them. AZ law stated that they had to be at least an inch wide at the narrowest point, made of spandex or similar (swimsuit) fabric, and fully lined. That’s a lot more fabric than thong undies have, and it still manages to feel like it isn’t there.
I found tie dye thongs at Wal-Mart on the $1.50 rack, btw! 
“Industrial Strength”…like made outta steel?
Thongs are evil. I wore them exclusively for a week once to “get use to it.” Most uncomfortable week of my life. Ladies, if you have constant wedgie problems with regular panties, then you need a larger size or a different cut. Well fitting panties should not creep up.
Steel? It’s been done. I’ve seen chainmail thongs.
Regarding the g-string vs thong symantics: the diagram I have above will be accurate for example when you order lingerie from Frederick’s of Hollywood or something and if it says it comes with “matching thong” or a “matching g-string” you can refer to that diagram know which to expect. There may be regional differences in usage, but that’s the majority of the lingerie industry’s usage (at least as far as I’ve seen.)
Oh, and for those who want to take sexy photos in thongs but have too much cellulite or other stuff going on… position is key. For example, I have a wrinkly butt but if I bend over just right, the wrinkles go away. I have saggy boobs, but if I arch my back and put my arms over my head they almost hold their own! If you have a trouble spot that you just can’t contort into the shape you want, hold something over it–feathers, pillows, cheese wheels, whatever. Use a mirror when having someone photograph you, too, so you can get yourself looking just so, then have the person with the camera stand in front of the mirror right in your line of vision. Just a tip. Try it out. Then send the results in for the calendar! 
Regarding commando: I go commando some of the time. I used to go all of the time, back when all I wore was skirts or sweat pants. Now I wear undies maybe half of the time–like when I wear jeans (ow! seams!). Still working on getting into the bra habit, though.
OPAL: You’ve done this posing thing before haven’t you?
Just a guess you understand but the way you offer up the hints/tips leads me to believe that at some stage or other you were either glamour model/fashion model or at least something along those lines.
Like I said just a guess and no offence intended.
- Thongs are not evil the evil wendyrules is evil.
- Is this thread is really going somewhere? Can I go there too?
- Hi Opal!
I’d never done that and felt the need.
No, I was just an exotic dancer. Lonnng time ago.
You should start an Ask The former exotic dancer thread, opal
Thongs? How about:
Theventy-Thikth Tromboneth in the Big Parade –
… what?
well-eeerrm…, the thing is…
I’m akshully quite shy, you see…
I’d like to keep myself mostly to myself, you know, with a few expetions here and there. ofcourse.
(they really should get a blushing smilie, goddammit!)
LOVE LOVE LOVE thongs
there is nothing better
anything else is a granny panty
Cat scratch fever, nah nah nuh nuh…
Poor old Ted… he went from hunting down the ladies to hunting down deer just like that.
I feel obliged to link to a thread I started while back on a related subject…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195652&highlight=thong+taller
Nah. I’d just get accused of attention mongering.