“Stainless steel tables”, “Who Needs Family Help”, “Treatment for Bedwetting”, “Child With Eczema?”. I guess I would need family help if i tried to treat my kid’s eczema from bedwetting by making him sleep on a steel table. But really, WTF?
I normally get a full banner ad for “Bushism Ringtones”, though currently on this thread I am getting ads for “Dual Disorders Treatment” and photos of Ashley Judd. Also, am I the first to mention the “Undo Circumcision Damage” ad?
Where did you see that one?!
(Need answer fast)
Here. I am not sure what to think of the line “We work until they are dry”. Where? - On the steel table, perhaps?
ETA: Now I get “Monkey woman jacket”. I don’t even know what that means 
Oh, I’ve been taken seriously.
Figured you needed it; weren’t you known as Big Baby-something before? 
In order to avoid further embarrassment I’m afraid I must execute you. May I kindly ask for your address?
It will appear in the ads below provided you can find the right words to bring it up…
2 FOR $5, FIND OUT HOW! I need a monkey woman jacket!
Cluster bomb petition here.