Statistic: Forty percent of Americans iron while naked.
Time to come clean myself.
If, by chance, you and the significant other decide to spend [ul]
[li]If, by chance, you and the significant other decide to spend the evening naked[/li][li]And IF the timer rings on the pizza in the oven , after you get naked but before the wife does[/li][li]And IF, by chance, you happen to be holding the pizza pan at waist height when your girlfriend emerges naked from the bedroom[/li][li]FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY do NOT allow yourself to get hard[/li][/ul]
Because if you do, it’ll pop up and hit the bottom of the pizza pan, and you’ll have to go run and jump in the bathtub and run cold water on it while the girlfriend stands at the door wondering what the hell happened, and when she figures it out, she’s going to laugh at you. A lot.
-lv
Opening a hot oven while naked is also not much fun.
Ohhhhh … i don’t know where that steam came from but I know where it went.
I used to iron in the nude. Then one day, to make a long story short: early morning straight out of bed, in a rush, sudden burst of steam, me jumping halfway across my room with a scream. Dropped the iron, which fell to the floor, jerking the plug out of the socket, in the process pulling the socket out of the wall.
That was the last time I ironed nekkid.
I shuddered and was amazed it took so long for someone to comment on that.
My advice…
When you’re in the shower…
Your contacts are out, you’re getting clean, life is good…
And you see something moving out of the corner of your eye…
Calmly turn, see what it is, and if it’s a bug or something, step out of the shower.
Don’t take a standing leap, slip, fall, get all bruised up for a leaf…
like I did.