“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” (Andre Gide)
Minds are like parachutes. They function only when open.
Someone had to say it.
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
The brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working as soon as you get up. And then continues working right up until the moment you get into work.
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
- Niccolo Machiavelli
Sometimes it is better to be lucky than good.
-Louis H. Albert / Poker players the world over.
Things that don’t kill you make you weaker.
Great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about 50 inventions.
I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.
~* that shirker guy in Dilbert*
Its always easier to get forgivness than mercy (Dennis the Menace)
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Ya think?
The ultimate inspirational quote…
sausage
When you disagree with someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when the fight starts, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
If you like killing kittens, masturbate often.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man… uhh… well, one out of three isn’t bad…
If at first you don’t succeed, you should probably not take up skydiving as a hobby.
If life gives you lemons put them in your trousers and pretend you have big testicles.
From my history professor today:
Any idiot with a computer and a phone line can make a website. It takes a special kind of idiot to get published in a peer reviewed journal.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
If it still don’t work, hit the son of a bitch with the biggest hammer you got.
If at first you don’t succeed, try something else.
Better to say nothing and let them think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln
He had the ability to put the most words in the smallest idea of any man I ever met. -Abraham Lincoln
But actually just said that one because of the previous poster. Mine for today is:
All is beautiful that is new.
“Once the testicles start getting bitten off, you won’t see me going in to break up a fight either.”
From the thread about dogs fighting. No, I don’t have the link. Find it yourself.