Thought for the Day

Life is like a sewer…
What you get OUT of it,
Depends on what you put INTO it.

We, as humans, are essentially chemicals. Everything that we have done or ever will do is nothing more than an elaboration of sticking lithium in water and watching the sparks. Therefore, nothing matters. Do whatever the hell you want.

As long as they pretend to pay me, I will pretend to work.

and

Doodoo Occurs

Go not to the surrealists for advice for they will say both puce and octopus.

The Monks of Cool inhabit an extremely laid back valley in the hubward Ramtops. Each apprentice monk is shown a wardrobe full of clothes and asked which ones are cool. The correct answer, of course, is “Dude, whatever I select.”