Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s. (Billy Wilder)
Never ruin an apology with an excuse. (Kimberly Johnson)
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (e.e. cummings)
That’s three more good thoughts than I’ve had all day!
…
Nah, too easy. 
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want. (Bill Watterson)
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. (Jack Handy)
Just a little thought to cheer you up…
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. (Frank Herbert)
I don’t need time, I need a deadline. (Duke Ellington)
Down here, we all float. (Pennywise T. Clown)
There are two ways of viewing life: One is as if nothing is a miracle; the other is as if everything is a miracle. (Albert Einstein)
Thanks for being ugly. It makes me laugh. (Happy Bunny)
“To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intellingent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation of honest citizens and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give of one’s self; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived - this is to have succeeded.”
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
“Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever.”
–Elisabeth Kuebler-Ross
Fear is not the little death.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
That would be rude. Make sure you bring two.
Life is what’s happening, while you are planning for your future.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is. (Albert Camus)
The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. (Bertrand Russell)