You know, the mods are going to kill us if this mutates into a thread-killing contest. 
[sub]And I’m the best anyway. Hell, I barely get noticed as it is. This fracking close to 3k posts…[/sub]
This couldn’t possibly turn into a ‘thread-killing’ contest.
Nope, no way that could happen. 
[sub]I am the assassin![/sub]
Somehow there’s something very paradoxical about a thread killing contest.
Yeah, let’s not turn this into another one of these.
That would be bad. Nice call Amp. Whew! I was worried for a minute that this one would go on and on…with people just chiming in with absolutely nothing to say. Not like me, I’ve got tons of cool stuff to talk about.
Posting from the Uk might give me an advantage here…
I am the King of thread killers as evidenced by the above thread killing thread andd the one that came before it.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=36448&pagenumber=9
I think we promised the mods we would never do such a thing again.
It just eats bandwidth.
My posts thus far have been very near the end of a thread, if not the actual killer. Of course I blame myself. I am long-winded and tend to read a whole thread before I reply and address several posters in one reply. Or it could be because I prefer to get in on threads with a large number of posts in them because they often have a wider variety of posts/opinions in them. By the time I get around to reading a thread, everyone else has pretty much moved on. 
Steven
Just a quickie before turning in…
What better way to end the day.
mmm…quickie…mmmmmm
More seriously, there’s nothing worse than coming up with something relevant and find out everyone else has gone on to another topic.
[sub]Stab, stab, stabbity, stab-stab-stab …[/sub]
Oh? You’re back again? Well, in my professional thread-killing opinion – there’s been more threads killed by Mods that Josephine’s had hot dinners.
Only they (and Admins!) can close …
[sub]Stab-Stab, Ow my thumb!, Stab, stab.[/sub]
Correct you are! I consulted the Hacker Dictionary and the full law is…
Skip, you left off the last bit, the all-important codicil!
Also from the Hacker’s dictionary
So simply saying Hitler or Nazi as an attempt to kill a thread doesn’t count.
Fenris
Sheesh, Fenris, speaking of Nazis— what kind of fascist, dogmatic assertion is that?
I’m awake now.
nice topic.
I have added my sig. to the bottom of this post. It’s the first time I’ve used it so far. It has been the same for a few months
Or not, it seems that previewing you post removes the tick from the show sig. box. With that said . . . . .
Just awaiting closure.