No one ever flirts with me. Hell, no one even acknowleges my existence. I must be invisible.
I am the original “Invisible Man” 
No one notices me either here or IRL. Even my threads die on their arse :rolleyes: (and usually any thread I post in too, so watch this thread sink without a trace)
Oh well.
Rick
Thanks, wring.
I remember back in high school when I used to build convincing arguments and then sit ack waiting for the babes to come a-runnin’.
They ought to be here any day now, really.
[sub]shhh, don’t let the wife know. I’m hopefully devoted, but I can pretend. ;)[/sub]
Count me in as someone else whose posts seem to be invisible. I’m doing something wrong, but I don’t know what it is.
With all of the threadkillers in this thread, it should vanish with out a trace in no time.
Never get mentioned, which is hard to imagine considering I am the wittiest, cutest, most erudite person on the SDMB. Very humble, too. There is no one more modest than I. But then again I am so far out of the loop I do not even know what the “people pages” are.
I never get mentioned in those flirty threads.
Seems like the men around here don’t bother with women who can cook… sniff
Count me in on the lack of flirtation. I can live with that…or without it. In fact, when I post something I am just so thankful if anyone even responds to me. 
If someone actually flirted with me I’d probably get so excited I’d swallow my gum or something…if I were a gum chewer. Actually, I’d probably just get off on a little kindness around here. Know what I mean?
Yet another invisible person here. I have yet to get mentioned anywhere except threads I’ve posted to, and even then its rare. I guess we just have to stick around and prove ourselves a little.
Yup, just call me Mr. Cellophane.
I am flirtless.
Am just waiting for the signs to go up, no flirt, no whoop, no service!
Ehhhh… don’t count on it…
Hmmmm. What if it is a naked picture? Do you think that They would notice me then?
People don’t even remember me, let alone flirt with me.
Just like in real life.
Doggone.
Uh, I actually did get virtually married (as my sig attests), but that was just cause I’ve gotten to know Topaz on ICQ, so I asked her and she said yes. Normally I’m one of those completely unnoticed people. Nobody knows who I am. ('cept Topaz)
(Goes without saying, I hope, that Your Mileage May Vary)
Bumbazine !! That was down right adorable flirting, next time, though,I can do without the “Ma’am”. 
How about we start our own club? 
I swear with my hand on a stack of Straight Dope books that virtually all of the names in this thread are familiar to me. You guys are NOT invisible.
A bit of proof, you say? I know GuanoLad hasn’t gotten lucky in quite a while, but he also posted about taking pictures of nude women. hmmmmm… Also, Narile was at a Dopefest (can’t remember which one) and Bumbazine calls himself Bumba on occasion.
Me, on the other hand, I am the Ghost Poster.
(Uh, forgot to refresh before posting that second one), but yeah… my original point being that the mere act of having a picture up doesn’t necessarily do much. Unless of course my particular picture scares people, in which case…
I’ll be quiet now. Back to the non-flirting.
Drewbert…ummm… well…I have noticed you… no doubt about that.
And now that this thread has come to be, I am going to take note of all you guys more!!!
Aren’t you from MI, and skipped the last MI dopefest 'cause of the weather, but read mystery books?