Thread for people who don't get mentioned in flirty threads!

In My Humble Opinion
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ahem er… 'scuse me. Hello! Over here!! No, Here! Here! Aw shucks, nevermind.

I’m your Poster Child (NPI). If I ever read a post that starts “Posted by Spritle” I just PLOTZ!!

Oh, sure, I try to flirt. I’ve “accidentally” spilled my hot coffee on some posters’ shirts, “bumped” the post in front of me at a stoplight just to exchange phone numbers and information. I’ve even gone so far to send T-shirts out with my picture on the front with the slogan “Try me on for size.” Nuffin’. I sent in a pic of myself (doctored photo done by a friend for my 30th B-day card) to the people pages, but it wasn’t posted. Yeah, I’m pretty much a woodwork kinda guy.

Blending in,
Spritle

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Oh, goodie!! My picture IS on the people pages!!

::checks breath, sneaks a snif of the pits and sits back and waits for the flood of babes::

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Well I haven’t been here too long so I guess that’s OK. I even started a flirty thread in which people flirted with each other, but not me. Well sort of with Tiburon, but it was mostly really vague innuendo. Heh.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54585&pagenumber=1

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I know the feeling, it’s like doing stand up and tapping the microphone. Hello, tap, tap, is anyone out there still awake. :smiley: I guess it is just part of being one of the teeming millions.

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I’ve had my head gnawed off, down to a bloody stub, I might add, so many times for asking stupid questions…some think they are stupid, but If I don’t ask how will I know? Anyhow, I feel relatively safe asking you guys this…where in the heck are the people pages. I’ve looked and looked and so far nothing.

A girl, this is a wonderful thread. Seem like real people on here. :slight_smile:

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Here you go, Mammie …

http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/
:slight_smile:

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That would be me! WOW! People really DO notice! ::Hugs Brynda and kisses her cheek:: :slight_smile:

Tries to get his head on straight…

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Thank you, Silly Rabbit. :slight_smile:

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I think that I’ve been mentioned in one thread that I hadn’t already posted in…and that was a DFW Dopers thread about a gathering I didn’t attend. The only flirtations I’ve been involved in have been self-initiated. I’m a nice guy, cheerfully lascivious, and I haven’t posted a pic (trust me, not posting it could only help)…why doesn’t anybody remember me? :frowning:

I know all of you [sub]well, most of you[/sub], and I can’t imagine why you don’t get flirted with more…especially Zumba. I like pu…I mean, “cats”. :slight_smile:

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::feels someone whoosh by::

What the heck was that? Oh yeah, that meep, meep guy!*

Hey, come back here and do that properly, please.
*I loved the roadrunner, too.

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Wow, this thread is still here. My thread killing powers must be fading
:examines end of index finger: nope, it’s still all there.

Still no mention though. :frowning:

Rick

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Do what properly? ::innocently grins::

:stuck_out_tongue:

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People don’t even want to talk to me, let alone flirt with me.

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I’m just looking at the people pages and I’ve gotta say

even sven How YOU doin’ :wink:

Erm, maybe it is the Yorkshire accent that kills that line stone dead. I dunno.

Rick

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Hey, baby! How about some CENSORED tonight? :smiley:

Nun Zero chuckle

I’ll put a buck in there too. Why not?

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Meephead: You have to ask? Should you order an Acme Flirting Kit? :wink:

spirtle: Has anyone told you that you look just like Bob Dylan? (Hey, someone had to say it. Plus, now more people will go look.)

RickQ: Yorkshire accent??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier? ::swoon:: Slight Southern accent here: How You doin’?

necros: Maybe it’s your name?

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No…I manufacture those in real life. :smiley: I was trying to act innocent so as not to scare you away. Subtle flirtation is my way, usually.

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Sure! I’m up for a lot of action!

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I’ve seen the lovely Veb…classy dame if ever there was one…if I had a spare pair of briefs I’d be flingin’ 'em her way :smiley:

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:Rick fans Brynda trying to bring her round: Maybe she needs the kiss of life

I finally got mentioned in a post. Wooohoooo!!! That has just made my day (sad, I know :rolleyes: )

:smiley:

Rick