You have no idea how frustrating it is to be so close to naked women and not be able to do anything at all but watch. And I’m talking about stuff no stripper or lap-dancer ever does.
Then there’s the fact that I’m trying to videotape this for practical and artistic appeal, not just to ogle nudey bits in close up detail.
SURE! Leans in for a closer look.
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WOW! Can I touch it?
If by “those little quotes” you mean a signature, it’s not too tough. In the upper right corner of this thread there are some icons, one if which is labeled “profile”. Click here. You have to enter your name (screen name) and password. do so. Click “submit”. The next screen has all sorts of information about you. One block, near the bottom, is called “signature”. Type what you wish to appear. Good luck, and welcome.
FTR questions like these are welcome in the “About This Message Board” forum. They are addressed openly and without judgement.
JBirdman12, you are wrong. Here’s a response. 
St. Atilla said:
Dang! And I don’t even remember. Maybe I was drunk.
So, Brynda, does that mean I should change my name? Maybe Chicken of Bristol…
Well sure you can touch it!
Wow I didn’t think someone on the non-flirty thread would be so forward… I’m just so flattered and thrilled … just jumping right in there and asking to touch it. Well, go ahead, have at 'er … and thanks …
OH!!! Wait, you mean my freckle!
sigh yeah, you can touch that too.
I’m cute as the dickens but nobody here can see this because my pictures not up.
And I don’t know how to flirt because In Real Life people just come up to me and I giggle and run away.
Really, I am cute, honest!
The only famous person people usually compare me with is Bjork, but I have a pitifully american accent and I can’t fly into the air when I wear orange dresses.
Funny little paper airplanes drift out of my head at odd moments, and some people think THAT’S cute, but it makes my scalp itch later.
If nobody flirts with me in THIS thread, I’m just going to go home and play with my salamanders and SCREW YOU GUYS!
Turpentine
You have salamanders? How cool is that? No, I mean, really. And you get to play with them?
Well…It isn’t so much a no-flirty thread as a place for those of us who aren’t flirted with. :-Þ
Besides, how could I resist such delicious temptation?
::gently touches it (the freckle), giggles::
[sub]I would touch whatever else it is that you were thinking of, but I am sweet and innocent and know not to what you are referring. [/sub]
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Meep, meep! :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ :-Þ :-þ ::runs away::
You mean you don’t get flirted with in the regular threads? What are people thinking? 
JFTR, I can’t flirt with you. You like bugs. Bugs are scary.
Why thank you, Mammie. So I really do exist. I always suspected as much.
Duke, sweetie, how You doin’? I do remember you saying I was beautiful. ::heartfelt sigh:: Now that I have seen your picture…whoo, baby!
Meephead, that pouncing and flirting is exactly what I would expect from a meephead! Are there some things you take your time with, Mister? 
And last but not least, JBirdman12, the last time I flirted with someone with a number at the end of his username, it turned out to be his age. I am afraid to flirt with you–14 year-olds are my absolute lower limit. Plus, for goodness’ sake, you can’t be a “ravager of planets” and expect folks to toy with you.
Well, I take my time when the moment calls for it. Meanwhile, I just flirt and tease. The rest, I’ll leave to your imagination. :-Þ :-þ
Meephead, you might want to watch leaving things to my imagination. I have a very good imagination.
And that smilie with the tongue showing isn’t helping matters any.
Hello Bashere.
I’m sorry I never flirted with you before. i still don’t really know how but since you were nice enough to ask about my salamanders, here’s a story about my favorite one, Buford- which I am too lazy to make a hyperword link thingy to:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46768
I have nothing to say for myself. Imagine that! :-Þ
Married men, computer/aerospace engineers, fathers with teenagers, bikers, guys with long hair, people close to 50,…hmmm. Not even one mention of me on people pages. Yup, got this thing locked up. All I need now is th e “blue screen of death” to make it compl
Brynda: Thanks, you made my day
GuanoLad: er, links? 
Is that my problem? DAMN! …and NO, I am NOT cutting my hair! 
Hello there, Turpentine!
(I know, I’m a heterosexual female, but I find Turpentine to be quite a gal…)