OP giving outline for an annoying cliche thread type. Mockery of idiocy of actual origional posters of such thread.
Mockery of sig line
Whoooshed newbie immediately misreads and completely misunderstands OP, and posts long pathetic rant rebutting it, complete with incoherent sentences, bad spelling and worse grammar, and gratuitous Bible references.
Without checking the boards to find out WTF.
Tisiphone
(I’m saving the ad hominem attacks for later.)
Gratuitous mentioning of the word “mung”. Gratuitous mentioning of the “Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer” thread. Gratuitous mentioning of the Toothpaste Story.
Casual gibe about how “done” this type of cliche-thread is. Silly comparisons to forks and weasels. Muchly-exaggerated sigh of relief that it’s not another Dubya thread.
Pedantic poster notes mispelling in the OP.
Second pedant and friend of OP, mocks mis-spellings in the spelling correction post…without any mis-spellings of their own! (a rarity, but stops the circular story…)
Screw ups on bolding etc optional in second pedant’s post…
sounds like a school christmas play…fierra, you be second pedant on the right…no, you don’t get to say anything 
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