Thread titles I didn't bother to parody...

…by starting their own thread, that is:

  1. why is swallowing cum bad?

  2. I saw Australia (the country!)

I’m sure there are others I could mock, if I really tried.

As of right now, the thread under yours is “I saw gas for $1.99 today!”

For an extra dollar, I’ll let you smell it.

Yeah, I had that one as “I smelled gas for free today!”

And how could we miss the extreme juxtaposition of this Pit thread:
Untamed and uncut by Long Time First Time
Not what you think it’s about, unfortunately.